absolute disgrace

If I were a murderer in Columbo, I would just simply not discuss the crime over and over again with the detective in my own house

Roughly buttered toast on top please

Harkonnen’s ruling Arrakis would be good for the galaxy, latest report reveals

Maguire can do the same number next year but with league position

God, there were no signs at all!

Someone needs to mash together Lorde and Schoolboy Q’s ‘Man of the Year’ immediately

Do Vans Slip Ons become uncomfortable post-39. Thanks in advance

Find this such an irritating way to try and read any writing. I hope you moan at them at any chance you do get!

One of Romano’s favourites. Fast track him to Everton asap and skip the rumour mill

A shame! In my head it’s 50. Maybe we’ll call it that

Makes me laugh to see a confectionary brand bring out their new Salted Caramel flavour. Don’t you realise that’s about to be ‘OUT’

@westology.bsky.social Hi Westology, do we have stats on how many assists Jordan Lazenbury got in the league this season?

#birda

These are great

Thank you!

@westology.bsky.social hi Westology, do you know what the dates for the NW Play Offs are?

‘I Messed Up At Work Again,’ Crestfallen Michael Waltz Texts Wife, National Geographic Editorial Staff

‘I Messed Up At Work Again,’ Crestfallen Michael Waltz Texts Wife, National Geographic Editorial Staff

Hendo call a poor one, not sure about the Walker one either, but I really do love Burn! I’d have called him up. I doubt he makes a World Cup squad but I think he deserves this

World Cup just over a year away. Burn just scored in a Cup final and was faultless. Tuchel deal ends after World Cup. I can see his logic going short term!

I think they typically have a weekly game, normally the ‘biggest’ one

Banquet for Rats goes crazy

I need your brand to wish me a happy pancake day

‘And where were you at 10PM last night?’

if they want me to, no. if they don’t care about it, yes

Huge advantage gained here thank god they were there to check it

I will remember you forever, Peri. 13 successful hunts

I don’t get it. Do I need to understand baseball rules

Boohoo and Shein on the hangers, little village Richard Osman type twee books lining the shelves. What has happened to our country’s charity shops. And as far as I can tell, Keir Starmer is doing nothing about it

I wish Bon Iver would hire a graphic designer. I feel he must make these himself