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Also, if Jeff was gonna stuff the season with celebs, he couldn't call Quinta? Because I'm noticing something.

"I have fucks to give now. It's a very new feeling."

"Attention-starved beasts are roaming the house looking to devour us for screen time."

MY #HouseOfVillains winner, who I would give appendages to see go absolutely insane in the Big Brother house.

Cirie, Slayer of Dragon Slayers! 🙌🏾 #survivor50

BYE BENJAMIN 👋🏾 #survivor50

YESSS TALK SENSE INTO THESE PEOPLE CIRIE!!! #survivor50

Cirie: The two people going home could be me winning this game or losing this game.

IM LISTENING! #survivor50

Coach/Chrissy out would be ideal, but people might still be stuck in shield-brain. Love Christian but if we gotta sacrifice him to get Jonathan out…live long and prosper 🖖🏾 #survivor50

Immunity’s great but I just know Cirie’s happiest to get the hell away from those people 😂 #survivor50

Coach keeps forgetting he’s playing with people who know how to play this game. And tend to ask follow-up questions rather than listen to him dictate. #survivor50

They’re saying “middle people” when they mean “floaters.” Gotta work on that spatial reasoning. #survivor50

Tiff speaking the experience of Black players in this game fr #survivor50

She just found the Lady Gaga Monster-the-Vote Advantage, which allows her to cast the sole vote at one of the next three tribal councils.

Tyson played #Survivor while Kate was playing #HouseOfVillains, and she outplayed him masterfully. 👏👏👏

Dee is right to acknowledge she had the privilege of not having to prove anything on #Survivor50, but it's kind of a bummer how a faint whiff of entitlement has turned into a stench with Charlie.

Emily is the arsonist who doesn’t believe in her fire-making abilities. Girl, you have a talent! Burn shit down like you were born to! #survivor50

This better be setting Coach up for a big fall because this dictatorship can’t be a thing for long. #survivor50

Let Cirie & Tiff replace Jeff as challenge narrator, thanks #survivor50

Cirie clocking lyin’ Steph immediately and goes straight to her boo Riz 😂 #survivor50

a woman in a black dress is sitting at a table with a man in a suit . Alt: Tamera makes “putting together” gestures

Cirie’s Rizard of Oz #survivor50

Rizo clicking Coach’s BS immediately. The boy’s got SENSE! TASTE! #survivor50

Coach needs to jump on that bullet train to hell with ALACRITY. #survivor50

Tiffany boundary-setting, emotionally regulated queen ❤️ #survivor50

GERVASE?! Oh this season just leveled up. #HouseOfVillains

Finally catching Exile Island, and now I fully support Cirie referring to Rizo/Ozzy as partners in her polyamorous game rather than her kids in #Survivor50. Nothing but respect for refusing mammification. Same energy she brought at the start of XI when she learned she was in the older women tribe 😄

Okay, then get on it, producers. #Survivor50

Would a “bitch” give you her coat like that, Aubry? Hmm? #survivor50

Kamilla: Drag that man through the MUD.

Tiffany: I gotcha.

I know that’s fucking right. Tiffany’s activated. Get that man the fuck OUT! #survivor50

NOOOOOO STFU Chrissy!!! #survivor50

The way Coach and Colby immediately lined up for office hours with Dee. She’s still running shit! #survivor50

Not Christian dropping a “let’s circle back” on Genevieve 😞 #survivor50