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Posts by Amorgordito

Two bearded men and a golden retriever relaxing outside on a couch. One is lying down and petting the dog. The other is taking the pic and looking up at the camera.

Two bearded men and a golden retriever relaxing outside on a couch. One is lying down and petting the dog. The other is taking the pic and looking up at the camera.

Yesterday, I went a little too hard for our 4/20 celebration, so I needed to ground myself by laying down and having some puppy and partner therapy. I am so blessed and thankful.

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I love that Drumpf recognizes that the standard dress of a modern doctor is traditionally, and should be, a long, flowing white tunic with a red prayer mantle. /s

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Hey handsome, I saw that ๐Ÿ˜‰ Hope you're having a good visit.

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Two different signs at the same US Bank in Sherman Oaks, CA last week had a difference of opinion.

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Well that was a futile effort ๐Ÿซค #brucespringsteen #ticketmaster

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A man with glasses and an out of control beard holding a Cadbury Creme Egg

A man with glasses and an out of control beard holding a Cadbury Creme Egg

It's been a bit of a sad day due to death notices. I deserve this creme egg. It won't spoil our VD dinner later.

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I put this one on earlier this week. I love this album. It's such a mood.

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I'll bite. Who's the first worst person from your high school?

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Ok if I plant my face in there for a while? ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿคค

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Happiest of Birthdays handsomeness!

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So sexy ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

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You, obviously. We used to have a silkie that looked like that, but it was silver. We named them Phyllis (as in Diller) because of the head feathers, but later found out Phyllis was a rooster. The poor guy was endlessly tormented by the other chickens, so we gave him his own little area with a hen.

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Bluesky comes close to that at times, but threads can be exhausting, and over 60% of the posts on my following feed are automated OF and JFF scripts. I want to financially support everyone's kinky interests, but it's feels like constant spam at this point.

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I miss the early LiveJournal days. All the substacks and patreons etc. are great but don't have the exciting spark of engagement and community that felt present with LJ during those days.

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Damn, a fine representation of just how fine you are ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜œ

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Oh, I'm sure he knows. Transatlanticism is a quintessential break-up album that arrived at a perfect time.

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Close up of a soft penis and scrotum, naked belly, nipples, and beard in the background.

Close up of a soft penis and scrotum, naked belly, nipples, and beard in the background.

It's a Saturday, so here's my softie for admission #softiesaturday

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A bearded man with glasses, posing in the mirror, dress shirt bit no pants, erect penis.

A bearded man with glasses, posing in the mirror, dress shirt bit no pants, erect penis.

A #throwbackthursday pic of back when I had a respectable, corporate job in 2015. I'm not sure what I was trying to achieve here beyond "look at my barely erect penis."

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A man's hairy ass with a bit of leg showing

A man's hairy ass with a bit of leg showing

Your sweet ass affirmation for the day: "The desired effect is what you get when you improve your interplanetary funkmanship!" - George Clinton #wetwednesday #wednesdayhumpday #humpday

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A naked, bearded man in a shower looking down at the camera, only visible from the waist up, with his hands on his furry belly.

A naked, bearded man in a shower looking down at the camera, only visible from the waist up, with his hands on his furry belly.

Presenting belly for #tummytuesday.

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Man without shirt, nipples exposed, recently out of the shower with frizzy hair and beard, giving resting bear face.

Man without shirt, nipples exposed, recently out of the shower with frizzy hair and beard, giving resting bear face.

Feeling mean and frizzy #MonochromeMonday

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Damn! You know I do ๐Ÿคค

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Thank you sexy! ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿ˜˜

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An orange tabby cat sitting on his hind end on a bed, legs spread out

An orange tabby cat sitting on his hind end on a bed, legs spread out

Any of my friends/acquaintances/followers going to Beef Dip in PV next year? I'm thinking of going for the first time and just feeling out what travel options may be available.

Here's a picture of my goofy cat and his bald belly.

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An image of Bjork talking into a microphone with a quite captain saying: "I mean, what's the deal with airline food?"

An image of Bjork talking into a microphone with a quite captain saying: "I mean, what's the deal with airline food?"

I was browsing through a folder of old memes and came across this gem. Always makes me happy.

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Two bearded men in plaid button down shirts standing in Burbank, CA with palm trees in the background and The Price is Right name tags in their shirts, names blurred out

Two bearded men in plaid button down shirts standing in Burbank, CA with palm trees in the background and The Price is Right name tags in their shirts, names blurred out

Since the Future Ruins festival was cancelled in L.A., we decided to use use the extra day to attend a taping of The Price is Right. Neither of us were called to come on down, but it was a great time. Hoping to spend some more time in L.A. soon to visit friends and loved ones.

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Good morning! ๐ŸŒž

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And adorable as fuck ๐Ÿ˜

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The Adrienne Barbeau is a fine choice for hair

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Friends.. try your hardest not to respond to the obvious shitposting by the Trump regime and the maga cult. They want you to engage and be pissed off and irritated. Don't give them the oxygen, ignore them, let it die off, block them and focus on building on the wins and positive gains. #nokings

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