@varchild.bsky.social happy birthday, brother

born and raised

They think you're stupid.

Just picked up a copy of Blazers' travel itinerary back to Portland. Should be there in plenty of time for Friday night's Game 3.

Blazers just funded my Derby bets 🤣🫡

Iran going after Bsky is a genuinely funny waste of resources.

Recently started biking for real, and holy f-ck - the cars. I swear to absolute fucking God. The cars man. I've never in my 30+ year life seen so many stupid fucking idiots in traffic. Blind motherfuckers. They are making my blood boil. Today someone decided it was a great time to make a U-turn in the middle of the street. I kept distance but the car was jerking and was indecisive and just stopped forcing me to go right on the curb making me fall head over the handle bar and crash. Not a care in the world the driver just looked at me and drove off. Never in my life have I seen so many stupid people that can't drive. And I've had a drivers license for over 20 years soon.

A common thread among newer cyclists is realizing just how awful drivers are. There are things you simply don't notice — behavior that has been normalized — when you mostly drive. Biking, walking, or rolling through the world changes that.

anyone got any thoughts on an ear conspiracy theory today?

I guess we’re about to find out what happens when taxes are city, population is white, and it is not even close to a first class organization 🤣🤦🏻‍♂️

ok fine (I didn’t read the original particularly closely, my bad)

If the nickname I had acquired was “taco”, I would simply not set deadlines for tuesdays

My point is a list mostly consisting of guys drafted or traded here isn’t super compelling for evidence others want to come here.

Anyway, I came here and I love living here and I’m not planning on leaving so maybe I’m not the best source either

only Grant and Turner chose to come here. Dame demanded a trade lol

happy birthday!

good week for one (mine’s tomorrow)

Phil Knight is the Toby before Bartlet of backing the wrong horse

I’d be equally unsurprised if they lost by 30 and dundon made them fly back commercial

www.maptap.gg April 21
98🔥 100🎯 87🎉 76🌞 91👑
Final score: 873

one of these days…

Hatred of Tom Dundon is rapidly spreading to Portlanders who do not care about basketball.

fuckin amateur hour

also, I didn’t realize who wrote that story. won’t be seeing me quote that dope again, apologies

Players don’t want to live in OKC but all you ever hear from guys once they get there is how well they’re treated and how professional the org is. When you’re a non-glamour market like that (or Portland) you have to win on that stuff to even have a chance at keeping players.

Gonna be really interesting

this is the same as *everything* they do (it’s Dunning-Kruger, ok). everyone before was too dumb or too weak to do this extremely obvious shit that isn’t complex and is, in fact, easy

good. fuck off

Agreed. Maybe it’s down to lower key or cheap owners. In which case, Portland is cementing its status 🤣🤦🏻‍♂️

I fucked up Montevideo so only got 802

Stop defeating me

I had you blocked before*

*jk

🤣

also 👋🏻

it’s also weird that San Antonio is considered a small market, no matter how interesting or not it is to go there. It’s the sixth biggest city in the country! It’s bigger than Philly or Dallas. Wild.