SAM NEILL GENERAL JOHN MACARTHUR If you were to commit a murder, how would you do it? It's got to be big! No slipping something into someones drink, that's just pathetic. I'd use a steamroller, just leave a stain on the road. There's probably a couple of people I'd put under a steamroller, but I won't say who they are, otherwise when they see a steamroller coming their way they'll be on full alert. And steamrollers don't go very fast...

Never forget that time Sam Neill gave a quote about murder that was so beautifully kabonkers, we all assumed it was a Clickhole bit initially

hey not only this but the last one have finally loaded. i'll leave them both up as a testament to this website's jankiness

geometry problem but the circle contains an insane cobweb of intersecting lines such that there are forty five different angles you're meant to find the measure of

ahem. i SAID, "lmao come on"

i've tried several times to make new posts but nothin doing. will the mystery never be solved??

lmao come on

A guy holding a glass of wine in front of a computer displaying an anime guy doing the same. There is a single slice of bread on the table.

the mad anglo Al "Hazard" Red cackling as he hands you the Crockernomicon

Not involved in the discourse but I agree that people should mutate into guild navigators proportional to the amount of time they spend posting, to make really visually clear the costs and tradeoffs of becoming a Top Poster

ANCIENT GREEK PRO WRESTLING PROMOTER: ok so you're going to be what's known as a "heel"
ACHILLES: fuck you

Man Finally Good Enough At New Hobby To Understand How Bad He Is At It

Man Finally Good Enough At New Hobby To Understand How Bad He Is At It theonion.com/man-finally-good-enough-...

Hey man, we cool? I just noticed that when I look at you the reticle turns red.

and it portrays the bad guys as secretly being reptoids. it, itself, is a fascist game, in the most literal and textbook sense

i remember this part of end of evangelion

A 10-Year-Old Girl Wrote to NASA Asking Them to ‘Restore Pluto to a Planet,’ and NASA’s chief Replied with Four Words No One Expected

"No way. Fuck off."

"patlabor" is what my cat demands from me. and brother, I'm clocking in

“In order for me to write poetry that isn’t political,

I must listen to the birds.

And in order to hear the birds,

the warplanes must be silent”

- Marwan Makhoul

a grey cat staring right at the camera. she's nestled down in some clothes and blankets so that all you can see is the top half of her head

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Scott Lynch @scottlynch78.bsky.social moby-dick, his eyes enormous: from hell's heart you STAB at moby? for hate's sake you spit your last BREATH at moby? oh! oh! the great shroud of the sea for ahab! the great shroud of the sea rolling on as it rolled five thousand years ago!!!! 6:38 PM • Apr 1, 2026

the problem is there's like a full minute and a half of instrumental in the middle so you feel like an asshole doing it for karaoke

"GO TO THE CAMP SITE AND TAKE A REST NOW! YOU'RE KILLING YOURSELF! "
the obstinate ironclad:

watching a FILM!

Why do the Japanese like their buns askew (2026)

we're talking takes like "the showrunners must immediately offer a returning part to [name] as part of taking accountability but i'm not sure if she should take it because she would no longer feel safe or appreciated :((("

my sister is tapped into this discourse vein and tells me that viewers are fantasizing about the show being destroyed for the temerity of having an ensemble cast and therefore switching a popular actor out between seasons

a little grey cat sitting with her forelegs on a pile of clothes. she's looking right into the camera with a devil-may-care expression

look