I had a spinach and blue cheese pizza in South Beach in Miami, that tasted gorge’

That inconvenient moment when an interdimensional portal opens up in your living room

Don't skip! Post you in another country x

Tickets for Jessie Ware secured
Yasss 🪩

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Watching Dolo and Liz scenes be like #RHORI

Oh Kezia 🤦‍♂️🧵 1/12

We don’t win progress by cosying up to people who undermine it and we certainly don’t do it by offering them “nothing but respect”.

Yes, there are grey areas. Some people are uninformed, some are on the fence. Fine talk to them. That’s how you shift public opinion.

Without stating your age, post your favorite film released the year you turned 18.

This is a dance off. If you see this, repost a dance or you’re eliminated

Dorit: Your nine lives are done.
Sutton: I’m not a cat!
But actually… #RHOBH

For the most part though I’ve actually enjoyed this season of #RHOBH - it was miles better than S13-14. Rachel Zoe was a great addition, Jennifer Tilly was a f*cking delight, Amanda was manifesting, Dorit was activated. The group felt more cohesive and I think there’s potential.

Urgh Dorit screams ‘main character’ energy, and she is fucking exhausting
Erika just finish her already
#RHOBH #TeamErika

WTAF is that greenish gray slice supposed to be?!

The Beatles - Twist & Shout
In Ferris Bueller’s Day Off
Just encapsulates pure collective joy for me

The Mysterious Cities of Gold
With an absolute banger of a theme tune

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And Lee’s The Ice Storm (1997)

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New York City Boy - The Pet Shop Boys

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Oh Bill’s a cutie! #RHORI

I would do things with David Levy 😈

Still sounds gorge’ today

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Honestly having the Golden Girls available on streaming so I can watch it whenever I want, is worth the price of the Disney+ subscription alone!
#ComfortViewing

That deffo falls into the ‘so bad it’s good’ category for me

That Anetra & Marcia x3 LSFYL still lives rent free in my head and to this day, I still think it should have been a double shantay
#DragRace #GaggedForSure

“I think we need a jacket here…”

See THAT was a lip sync. Mia and Mandy gave us a show #DragRace

I fucking love you, Darlene Mitchell #dragrace

Funny Lady (1975)
Not even the combined power of Babs and Caan, could save this mess!

Can’t get any worse than this
Hell in audio form!
Be afraid, be very afraid…

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Dancing to disco 🪩 and drinking, downstairs at The Street avec the other half

Well the other half has truly excelled himself.
He only managed to snag tickets for Celine Dion in Paris and kept schtum for the 3 days
If I understood how to play Poker then I would not do it with him
Talk about having a strong poker face