What can I learn today?

I have one off day per week and woke up early to watch #ushockey beat Canada in an excellent match. I made the right decision.

The worst thing about bars is the standard 1 ounce pour that they give instead of the 4 ounce pour that I get at home.

It’s funny that I can take a nap without a blanket or comforter; but, I can’t go to sleep for the night without a blanket or a comforter.

When I point my remote control directly at the television, it barely works. If I accidentally sit on it, it will switch from peacock to Netflix, turn on closed captioning, and turn itself on and off 4 times.

Eagle fans: Cowboys fans live in the past. They haven’t won a Super Bowl in the past 30 years.

Cowboys fan: Enjoying current, modest winning streak.

Eagles fan: Cowboys fans are happy with their lil winning streak. Meanwhile, they haven’t won a Super Bowl in 30 years.

If you have to raise your voice, you have just acknowledged that you have no control over the situation.

Things that I plan to do when I get the bag:

Let money change me

Switch up on my day ones

Ignore the worlds problems unless it concerns me

Forget where I came from

I have rooted for the Bengals on two occasions. The first occasion was Super Bowl 56. The second time was today, Joe Burrow’s injury. I was literally saying, “C’mon Joe,” as he was being sacked.

My bad Cincinnati. #whodeynation

Just because someone died doesn't make them a good person that is worthy of my empathy.

America trying to bully black people into honoring a dead racist is definitely on brand.

Charlie Kirk would be happy to know that it wasn’t a DEI assassin that clipped him.

Unsurprisingly, I am not sad.

The Pack is looking crazy good.

#tnf

I heard Charlie Kirk was just about to buy NBC too.

#charliekirk

It would really be cool if India.Arie released some new music.

I know the Lord’s been good to me.

I don’t think Ice Cube had a triple double.

So, I have a bottle of pineapple juice and an empty bottle of pineapple juice with soap and water in it. I decided to make a vodka and pineapple after work. Does anyone want to guess which bottle I used to make my drink?

I would rather be waterboarded than listen to anything that Sexxy Red recorded.

If I was married to a woman and she challenged a former NFL player to a fight while I was asleep, she would wake up to divorce papers. #nickiminaj

Happy Birthday Storm!

I heard Gilbert Arenas was about to buy NBC.

I will never forgive Hulk Hogan for not letting those last strands of hair go.

Remember when Nas dissed Kobe on the Streets Disciple album? Times were different, fam!

Why didn’t the other sports in the community tighten up their rules after Air Bud started hoopin’?

What happened to R&B bands

Have you noticed that no one's appearance has ever been improved by a tattoo?

I know his father was assassinated; but, RFK Jr. is a prime example of boys needing a positive male influence in their lives.

When is that one tweet coming from Elon? You know which one I am talking about.