PowerPoint title slide reads more than you could ever possibly want to know about electricity pylons by Colin ages 26 and a half

I get paid to do this btw

I miss the little plastic sushi fish

Hey guys I didn’t watch the inauguration I’m sure everything was very normal and nothing weird happened right?

Amazing I’ll have to see if I can make it!

Oh this sounds exceptional is this open to all PGRs I’ve not heard of this?

These are WILD numbers. Christmas TV was so good this year it can’t be a huge shock really. Missed event television like this.

Sophie Elis Bexter doing the NYE concert has meant my 2025 has started explaining Saltburn to ppl.

Crochet instructions followed by in brackets “your stitch count will remain the same throughout”

Love the optimism girly

Dared to scamper up the tube station steps with glee and twinged my back. 2025 is so over and it’s not even begun

New quiz idea - can you work out the tube station from the connections and “exit here” comments from the announcer without hearing the name read.

Admittedly “exit here for Westminster Abby” makes that one rather easy

That may be my favourite #OnlyConnect missing vowels round yet

TV keyboard. It’s a grid the first row is capital a to z. The second row is lowercase. The third is 0-9 and some punctuation. The last row is more punctuation.

I think I might have found the worst TV keyboard so far! And it’s the password variant keyboard (that’s right there’s two) on android TV.
Why is there an ellipses character, who’s using that? Who knows?

Jet lag the game, left over turkey, my favourite lil local coffee roasters single origin Guatemalan. Boxing day’s the real holiday.

The anton deck joke had me absourlly rolling

Listen I quite like the air fryer but ppl treat it like a magic box that makes things easy but it’s not!! And they’re all designed to obfuscate what’s actually going on in there with awkward presets that don’t rly mean anything.

Air fryers are the AI of the culinary world

What’s this ungodly hour

God this website is unusable. Where’s the damn stake watermark on everyone’s posts??!!?

Do not burden them with that

I think maybe just maybe this PhD won’t kill me maybe

transgender