The Butt-Head in me recognizes the Beavis in you

We need to stop them immediately

Miniature Wife

I’d never do Simpsons trivia because I know roughly 10000x more about the Simpsons than the median human being and roughly 10000x less than bearded men who do Simpsons trivia

Bender STEALING IS A FORM OF CREATIVITY

The year 2026

Day immediately improved 1000% upon seeing @theonion.com deal to buy InfoWars finally cleared

STOP KILLING ALLIGATORS AND MAKING GATORADE

STOP KILLING ALLIGATORS AND MAKING GATORADE

It's such an interesting agency if you look past the history of some of the ill-conceived dams. Praying there will be an upswing in federal service hiring once Trump is out. (We just entered year 2 of a government-wide hiring freeze.) Unfortunately a lot of communities don't have 3 years to wait.

I work for the Bureau of Reclamation (we handle Colorado River flow and water contracts) and the Trump admin gutted us--we've lost like 40% of our workforce in the last year and still don't have a permanent commissioner. We are 10000% doing The Water Knife (excellent book, btw.)

[Meredith Brooks singing]
I'm an unc, I've been mogging
I looksmaxx for the blogging
Quirked up white boy with the rizz
How do you do, fellow kids?

actuallychloehayes › millennials 20h serious question for the millennials... my older cousin said she used to 'burn' cds for her crush. like... with ? was that a ritual? did it work? you guys were literally practicing witchcraft just to get a text back. i'm scared of y'all. Q 2.9K

My favorite piece of content today.

a meme with two images: Spongebob worshipping a green square with the caption "normal peoples relationship with grass" and the Doom marine slaying demons in hell with the caption "my relationship with grass"

happy weekend, shout out everyone living that yardwork life

Turns out money can buy happiness. It costs exactly $10 on Facebook marketplace

Gotta watch out for a bitch with free will, disposable income, and a waffle iron 🧇

Friiiiiiiiiiiidayyyyyyy

you can tell none of these charlatans, eg Vance and the like, are Real Catholics because they have absolutely no fucking shame

Pantheism includes the Temple of the Dog

I should be allowed to wear this on a Monday

they believe they have the right to take whatever they want. women, children, etc. kleptopedocon — every accusation ("welfare queens," "groomers") a confession

OK wait this is pretty fun

New bitchy reply image just dropped

New bitchy reply image just dropped

TV and vhs tapes

This is what going on the internet used to feel like

Screenshot of text post reading “georg bush, who does over 10,000 9/11’s each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted” cannot be posted on bluesky due to connection issue

they are censoring me on here

This looks like it tastes like Jägermeister, so all I need is a friend in my ear yelling at me to slam it and go talk to that tall guy across the bar.

Is this a quote about the new Street Fighter movie, or something I say to myself in the mirror every day?

Why not both/

I just saw the trailer last night and aside from it looking amazing, I was irrationally shocked and excited to see McKellen playing just a normal human dude. Like how long has it been?

Finally some useful fucking discourse