the moon is cool but going there is dumb as shit. like reaching out and touching a beautiful stranger's face with your grubby hands

PIGNALD BALDWEEBLE: What a pleasure to meet you. I'm Pignald Baldweeble.

CHARLES DICKENS: Yes, hello! (writing furiously in notebook)

PIGNALD BALDWEEBLE: You're not putting me in one of your idiotic little stories are you. Your stupid little books. Just because I look like a pig and I'm bald.

remarkably seamless loop

keep the drama on linkedin oomf

In comedy, there's a "rule of three". That's why there's "three" Stooges, and not, say, 1,000,000.

1997 I was working at the CIA. The director called me in. Now I'd never been in the director's office before. I'm sitting there with no idea what he wants to ask me. He says, "John, have you heard MMMBop, by Hansen?"
l said, "Yeah, of course."
He said, "We're gonna kill the little one. The drummer."

no worries if not

hey can i borrow you for one sec

fantastic design 🙏💚

CHESTER BENNINGTON
(chorus)
I'm Elmo's 𝗗𝗔𝗗
I'm tall and 𝗥𝗘𝗗

MIKE SHINODA
(quietly)
Tall and red all the time still I can't believe the son is mine

Don't fucking walk away from me, I'm trying to build rapport.

it's all diminishing

Jimi Hendrix: 'scuse me while I kiss the sky!!

Me age 12: He's going to kiss "this guy"?? LMFAO

Me age 16: (jacking off because he's going to kiss this guy

dodging blast waves of lynx africa in their first boss phase

really beautiful touch yeah. been itching to revisit both v soon

hair lookin like boris'

Old tweet from @coalpowers saying: some dude pissing just said ahh shit this feels good good good! And started a walking-fart that began at the urinal and ended at the sink.

so awesome

did something happen, or do you just mean wrt her in general the past few years

it's like yassified you into a laddish stand-up comic from the michael mcintyre roadshow era i feel

unironically got a bit of a fright from this one

oh my fucking god lol

All life on earth has gone extinct! CD-i Mario is the only survivor!

I just need to talk to Homer for ten minutes.

yoooooo !!!!!!! 🙏🙏

the way this ad feels like a dr roberta bobby tweet

difficult to even emphasise how much i've anticipated the return all these years. too many plot threads to count needing wrapped up