I submit to you that this is one of the dumbest fuckass baseball games of all time. #Orioles

how do you delete someone else's comment

When was the last time any of us saw a check OR a money order

Just get in the fuckin' coffin, Donald

"I voted for the OPPOSITE of this"

He did no such thing. He voted to be a member of the hyper-macho white racist playground gang, playing with their toy pickup trucks in the dirt while making brrm brrm noises.

RED ALERT

#rubykaigi
Hakodate is under tsunami advisory, expected 1 meter height on 1800JST (6pm), due to the quake on 1652JST today. High tide expected on 1756JST. EVACUATE if you are near the coastal area. Major tsunami warning issued near Tomakomai and other coastal areas in Hokkaido and Tohoku. Stay safe.

And then suddenly NHK was like RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!!!!!! (in accordance with post-3/11 training, they don't mess around anymore, and tell viewers in no uncertain terms to GTFO)

Powerful quake triggers tsunami warning for Iwate and Hokkaido The tsunami warning was issued after a quake struck off the coast of Iwate Prefecture.

Powerful quake triggers tsunami warning for Iwate and Hokkaido www.japantimes.co.jp/news/2026/04...

That's the same way I feel about dermatologists: if they write out 皮膚科 then I know they're SRS BZNS

That's not a hard drive, that's 400 millisieverts of strontium-90

Oh will you just FUCK OFF

My personal conceit is pronouncing things horribly on purpose. Furikake becomes FURRY-COCKY...

I guess it's because we've never dined alone in Japan with an expensive camera and a graphics designer and a marketing team and Google Analytics and

I would like to declare that it's Saturday night at home and I've had three strong beers and half a bottle of #Skrewball peanut butter whiskey but I can still type this a;lkdjhf;lokadsjf;lakjsd;lfkajsld;kfjas/d.

It fucking figures. Lies lies lies.

Okay WILL YOU TWO JUST GET MARRIED ALREADY FOR GOD'S SAKE

5+ in northern Nagano

I know I've been computering for too long when I saw this and thought of the Meow Wars on alt.fan.karl-malden.nose

IMPROBABLE WIN COLUMN! #ORIOLES

WHAT THE CINNAMON TOAST FUCK #ORIOLES

bruh

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA OF FUCKING COURSE #ORIOLES

The week is finally over and can fuck off into the sea. I'm gonna go home and drink beer. Anyone who tries to deny me this gets their genitals deleted.

Thankfully my wife and I have already passed through that and are now in interstellar space

Okay!

I'll come back when Bluesky has sorted its shit out. Good day to you all!

Blooski is boned, innit

I once got stranded halfway between Kobe and Gifu because the trains all shut down early, because covid, and I literally was homeless for about 6 hours, but I was able to buy an entire change of underwear, undershirt, socks, and toiletries at Lawson

I wish I could complain to someone that the Japanese translation of a Slayer song title is wrong. "十字架の裏側" means "Behind the Cross", but the actual title is "Behind the Crooked Cross" -- the song references the Nazis, not Christianity as the translation suggests. This irritates me.