“Everyone who believes in my ideology is an abject moron. Except me. I’m built different.”

Not yet! I, uh, haven’t exactly had a lot of free time since he dropped.

I have been playing it both modded and not, still my go-to veg-out game decades later

Any long-running franchise claiming to “finish the fight” is an automatic X to doubt, but I am excited to make number go up once more.

That is a real good selection

Sure why not

“That’s a real nice car ya got in your driveway. Real shame if someone pooped on it.”

You changed your opinion somewhat after only a decade and change? Pfft amateur

Ah yes the verbal equivalent of breasting boobily

I don’t even remember seeing you do it.

I mean I don’t doubt you did but some people have been REALLY banging that drum for ages

When you reach a certain level of Guy it really is more apt to make a Cthulhu comparison yeah

Scalia professor of law living up to the name I guess

“I wonder if there’s beer on the sun.”

Honorable mention since it’s not just the one line but the Beef Hardcheese sequence

come on man.

Yeah outside of Massie who would even break on the House side? Let alone the Senate

7D2D also has no win condition or plot to speak of, right? Just ever-escalating death hordes to build and fight against.

We were… too hard on the countries we spent decades rebuilding, you say. 🧐

We’ve all been fighting over the Lathe of Heaven and George had it the whole time.

I mean literally everybody is impossible no matter what you say, my point is the part they want replicated is the stuff like charisma that you can’t actually just copy but people act like you can.

No I’m pretty sure the Evil Dems just actively don’t want to say the Magic Words. No I’m not going to prove it by trying to run for office myself or anything that would be silly.

I mean, “Mamdani but nationwide” would mostly be the part about being extremely charismatic and handsome and friendly and say things people like, but a lot of people assume that this is a case of Dems being intentionally bad and not that doing that is much harder than it looks.

Warmup for next time.

Trump likes these artists because they share the deep personal bond with him of hating Donald Trump

It’s a quantum superposition, they both are and are not giants until someone checks, and they refuse to collapse the probability by looking.

Ironically Wendy’s quality took a plummet after Arby’s bought them, so perhaps the company simply performed a ritual to send all the suck and bad to their new underling. Many such cases.

Capitalists continue to fail to recognize they got offered the path that saved them, and fighting against it will eventually lead to a downfall worthy of Greek mythology

it's also just nonsense to think that liberals have a monopoly on hyper-specific, impenetrable, context-specific terminology when no less than the vice president of the united states is a strong believer in the "dark enlightenment", which is *entirely* focused on superficially complex word games

GTA Online is the entire reason Rockstar can release one game every five years and not be in the red about it yeah.

Like most creative industries I assume most bosses in comics are pretty horrible