By the end, Aaragorn will learn that the real Gollum was the friends we made along the way.

Steamed Hams But Skinner and Chalmers Replace All S-Words With "Seymour" YouTube video by THE_BOLSHEVIK

As it's the 30th Anniversary of Steamed Hams, I thought it appropriate to share my reasonably well-received contribution to the meme videos...from EIGHT YEARS AGO?! Christ almighty.

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To be fair, those TVs barely ever worked.

FWIW, HFCS has no inherent nutritional downsides compared to other sugar sources. The problem is that US corn is so heavily standardized that corn syrup is severely over-utilized in processed foods (especially inexpensive products), often where sweeteners are not needed.

Photo of a bottle of Log Cabin syrup, with the first ingredient being corn syrup, sitting in a box that says it has no High Fructose Corn Syrup.

I love our stupid health marketing buzzwords. Only the finest low fructose corn syrup used here!

Assuming the best case scenario and he pulls back from doing the worst thing possible, I do not want to see a single politician saying "I applaud the President for making the sensible choice." Instant primary fodder. Under no circumstances should any it be handed to him.

Honestly, I think an Interdict is an order.

I would honestly love for that to become the new "Sir, this is a Wendy's."

The score is less of a character than it is in (as a pretty apt comparison) Interstellar, but it is good! Especially for anyone who had a Catholic upbringing.

Screenshot of a Bluesky discover page saying that my feed is empty.

You know, probably for the best.

Of them, the Coca-Cola one really gets me riled up, because the implication is that the big moment of the movie that causes everyone to cheer and cry happens in like the first minute.

That said, I do like that one of the mafiosos is just a non-Italian Florida dude.

You should actually make this image of you holding the thumbnail the thumbnail.

It's basically the difference between hearing a lecture (or, more accurately for you, reading an essay) and listening to someone on a podcast. One is more off-the-cuff than the other, but reasonable folks can reconcile.

I don't know what's going on with Bluesky's algorithm, but the Discover tab is currently 40% people saying their pet has died.

I would honestly love it if it was an overtly hastily-done dub where he says something like "I'm sorry your husband is dead, but I will raise your child as my own" in a Roger Myers Jr. voice.

She sounds wonderful. I'm glad she was a part of your life.

I love that this has the same vibe as your FaceApp reactions, but is completely unedited.

Project Hail Mary was great. Ryan Gosling continues to be the most consistently strong actor of this generation.

Me whenever I hear one of their songs

I don't have feelings in any direction for Marathon, but when I hear the complaints against it by people who never played it, I get the biggest urge to use the "Nice opinion, did a YouTuber give it to you" meme.

I've 100% become a cravat convert for fancy occasions.

Photo of the OP, dressed in a nice shirt, vest, and cravat, alongside a leather bomber jacket.

Always fun to see this hashtag, so this is #WhatAGameDevLooksLike on my side. I've been doing marketing in the industry for on 17 years now. Street Fighter, Resident Evil, Devil May Cry, Marvel vs Capcom, RiME, Pokémon - you name it, I've done it*.

*Please only name the things I've already listed.

merrychristmasadahappynewyear

Close-up photo of a red wax seal with the initials AS, combined so that the S (which is also a snake) works at the crossbar of the A. This is within a wreath border.

Gave myself a little treat and had a custom wax seal stamp made, which is something I've been wanting to do for years.

Now I just need to make more proclamations so that I have a reason to use it.

I love that one of the files literally describes her as having main character syndrome. Those scientists don't get it.

Photo of a 500-count bag of communion bread.

Got snacks for my game night with the bois.

One thing that I feel Bluesky is worse at than (old) Twitter is straight-up seeing the topical headlines at a glance alongside posts. Today I've seen so many vague posts related to Dubai and Canada, but no specific headlines for me to contextualize them without relatively significant searching.

Screenshot of a YouTube thumbnail that says "Kia Niro EV Showdown: Wind [vs] Wave" and has some guy standing between two cars.

We've had colors, precious gemstones, letters, and celestial bodies, but now Pokémon is going where it always needed to: Kia Niro EV trim types.

I didn't know anything about them, and was wondering if the racism accusations were over some gaffe, so I looked it up and was like..."Yeah, yeah, that's pretty clear-cut."

Looks like they're no longer listed on the Kickstarter page.