(Old man yelling at clouds)

I wonder why we're cutting personnel and not fluff contracts?

I survived pretty well into this technological age without Google Classrooms or Dojo Island or whatever -- what I did have was personal interaction with teachers.

Yes, this is 'walkable' but would you really want to 'walk' around here?

One of these things is not like the other

7yr old: French is the English that French people understand

Danbury, Connecticut.

My bands 94 Dodge Spirit caught fire in a shopping plaza.

The local Enterprise didn’t pick us up.

The lil Caesar’s pizza was neither hot or ready.

The police tried to arrest us for loitering.

Hertz promised SUV gave us a Prius

"When you're crossing the road in that small, narrow strip we provided you, make sure you're aware of the drivers who have all the metal, all the momentum, and absolutely none of the accountability"

We're really going to regret having all of these awful kinda-modernish buildings littered around our towns and cities 10 years from now.

Every single one lacks any sense of place, originality, or soul

61 years ago, the first 3,500 Marines of 9th Marine Expeditionary Brigade landed in Vietnam to secure U.S. airbases against enemy attacks.

🎶 Little boxes on the hillside
🎶 little boxes made of tickey tackey
🎶 little boxes on the hillside
🎶 and they all look just the same

Using this opportunity to talk about my really cool clock again

Kid just asked if I “ever went into the bathroom and said Bloody Mary”

Told him I was more of a Tom Collin’s guy

yes

YES. YES.

THE BRIDGE HAS TO FEEEEDDDD

Revisiting this tweet because it was short-sighted.

Men’s team*****

Women’s team has been great for a few years now

🧡🍊 SU. Women’s. Basketball. 🍊🧡

Days like today make me very angry Syracuse basketball has decided to never play in March again

Is this Newport?

Hot take:

I don't care that you were wrongly ticketed.
I don't care that you're confused about what speed to drive in a school zone.

Drive. Slower. Its a school zone.

What the fuck man

Outside of SU (who decided they don’t want to play in March anymore) my knowledge of NCAA basketball is still steeped in the teams I hated in the 90s.

So I hope Arizona, Umass, Bradley, Duke, Georgetown, and Creighton all lose

He’s the real deal

I ate White Castle once and never again

I haven't seen enough questions to why there is uh, a flight radar?

Only if there were other energy sources that came from nature and had limitless or renewable potential.

Shame those things don't exist......

Big guy in hotdog costume energy here

While the kids enjoy Zootopia 2, me and the wife are dying with laughter as we project ourselves onto the emotions of the characters

When I taught (16yrs ago 😭) I used to mention I would’ve been called in the first lottery in 1969.

Historical Brad would’ve likely been dead (or severely injured) by the next Christmas

I’m scared to ask

The idea that we need to give students (HS or even college) access to AI tools to complete work because it will make them "unprepared" feels false in the most obvious way.

Every 30-45 year old *did not* have AI tools in their lives and we all seem to be doing just fine.

I'm aware of the crime I committed.

I put fish in the work microwave