Cute undergrads!

I've always wondered what those cryptobros are smoking.

Now I know.

The store clerk, who also happens to be an amature entomologist, then sees an interesting insect fly by: "A bee, see? That way!"

@schumer.senate.gov & @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social - take note.

Nah, just kidding. We know you don't care about your voters.

Thoughts & prayers!

Sorry about the brother-in-law, but yay for smoked pig!

I love me some romanesco!

The big G's not into pegging.

All your data are belong to us!

The leopards ate my gender party strikes again...

I just mean, maybe he wouldn’t have the capacity to burn down his GOP enemies AND the rest of the world at the same time!

That Noah! 🤣

How about just "Dead Raccoon Penis Hat"?

That said, he'd spend months if not YEARS seeking retribution against all of the "traitors" from the GOP who ousted him in the first place. He wouldn't have the cognitive faculties to do anything else.

David's Bsky page with a big red "!Forbidden" banner on it.

@damnyouwillis.bsky.social Apparently Bluesky has had enough of your shenanigans!

"And what happened then? Well, in Voidville they say that the Flesh Maori's huge chin shrunk three sizes that day!”

For watching his parents fornicate by the pool
caused the blood to rush southward, to someplace uncool!

Yale Report Finds Colleges Deserve Blame for Higher Education’s Problems

My biggest issue with colleges like Yale are the graduates who go on to spout absolute nonsense.

Katie -- no one wants to bring children into the world your husband is creating. I can't say I blame them!

As a Seattle native who was at Drop in the Park... them's fighting words!!! 💪

Every single strand of this thread. All of it.

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Where'd the sun go!?!

My favorite thing about clavicular is that, setting aside EVERY other ridiculous thing about him, just his name makes me giggle.

The man is a walking joke that he doesn't get.

The iconic line from David St. Hubbins, as he stands beside Nigel Tufnel: It's such a fine line between stupid and clever.

He should go punch a tree. Or hump a cousin... either way wood will be involved.

Revived? I think the only ones not talking about it this whole time was the MSM and MAGA...

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Dear @pbsnews.org, if you are being held hostage, work the phrase "Bluey is a bad dog" into a message. We'll see it!

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See ya!

Hegseth's Jesus:

It's just so inconvenient to most of their actual beliefs!