I’m v excited/ nervous for this adventure

Artemis!!!!!!! Weeeee

6 weeks from today we are London & Amsterdam bound!!! Goose + Dracula + Romeo & Juliet + all the Prosecco. Let’s gooooo 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 & 🇳🇱

Why the fuck are we paying taxes right now? Seriously.

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This feels v sexual

I love working with my sister so much. We had an amazing few days in Orlando for a work conference, but I’m ready to fly back home and see my baby and my love @turnedclouds.bsky.social

Beef Lemon is a great band name

I’m really missing you!!! See you tomorrow my babes!!!!

@turnedclouds.bsky.social I love you

Dibs

Let’s eat Dairy Queen for dinner and snuggle watching paradise

Update : it was so good. Bravo @laurenspencersmith.bsky.social

I’m taking my 14 year old daughter and her two besties to see Lauren Spencer Smith tonight and I’m tired already. Help. Send coffee?

Happy Valentine’s Day to the great love of my life - I do believe this is our 25th Valentine’s Day together - we are old and i love you. 🫶🏼 @turnedclouds.bsky.social

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It was perfection

You love me

Hahahaha never too prepared

Yayyyyyy!

Happy early Hannukah from the Englands @turnedclouds.bsky.social

Christopher Walken as an owl

The goat

crazy that basically every person complaining about "woke overreach" over the last 12 years is also in the epstein emails being like "thanks for the pussy, jeff ;)"

Omgggg

ICE is now responsible for 66% of the homicides in Minneapolis this year.

I swear I am not making this up!

Hahaha thanks buddy!!! It’s pretty uncanny the Eminem resemblance!!!

When your (13 tomorrow) son asks for a bleached buzz - sometimes you just trust he know what’s best. And my boy looks 🔥 I love this sweet boy so much - can’t believe he’s almost a teenager. @turnedclouds.bsky.social