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unnecessary care makes me furious. you didn't earn those stitches.

Message displayed : "One less CEO - Many more to go"

Road signs were hacked in Seattle:

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Deny
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peripheral vision live announcement got you actin strange

beach in december cus im gods favorite

posting ur boobs on the tl bc I’M god’s favorite apparently 🤩

Right so after several recent incidents at work it seems like it's time to tap the sign again:

Never apologize to me when your cat crashes a video call.

Your cat is perfect.

I understand that the begging for attention is not charming to you but it is to me and I wish to see your cat.

Thank you.

yoooo tysm this is perfect i was hoping for practice as it goes along!!

one of the fun aspects of chronic illness is that the prospect of getting a test that comes back abnormal is extremely exciting

anyone have any recommendations for free basic adobe program tutorials?? i have lost nearly all the knowledge i had on how to use illustrator and photoshop over the years and i would like to be able to have both on my resume as i look for more creative job roles

that’s what i’m sayin man

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i agree with this

sharks just have bad PR, stonefish are the real worst fish, what kind of sadist spends his whole life doing elite level camouflage and then kills you with pain for not seeing him

can someone in the marine biology world tell me how i can differentiate between dusky and pacific white sided dolphins??? if i have references i can tell but is there like a trick to knowing instantly???

i love pretty lights. just reminding everyone

Suicide postponed

amazing to hear "hot to go" multiple times during the macys Thanksgiving parade, america loves this song about being an anxious horny lesbian!!!

i love posting this shit bc like. wtf was i talking about

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thankful for these four angel cats i have the pleasure of sharing my home/bed/personal bubble with 🩵

havent seen my ex or his family in like 6-7 years but i still get holiday texts from his mom every year and that’s on being a sweet little unforgettable angel

Wearing A Salmon On Your Head Is Back In Fashion For Orcas, After A 37-Year Break In 1987, there was a strange trend amongst killer whales. Recent sightings show it's back in fashion.

Orcas have started wearing dead salmon as hats again, just fyi
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Stonjourner wearing a Philadelphia Flyers toque and foam finger.

Suing Kendrick for having a superior diss track is something Kendrick would say Drake does in a diss track

can i be pretty here for a sec? ya? cool cool✨

they should invent a coral that doesn’t die due to changing water temperatures leading me to suffer from suicidal ideation