I wonder if the pope’s met Toby Keith yet.
Posts by lil webby
This should’ve won a Pulitzer.
How many AR points is the Kamasutra?
We need to continually replace the word DOGE with Trump. Make him accountable.
Remember to lower your George Forman grill lid to half mast.
Sunday night is officially Walton Goggins night.
Mark Wahlberg is to Ash Wednesday as Michael Buble is to Christmas.
NEW: Days before West Virginia’s latest devastating storm, Morrisey budgeted no money for the state’s flood protection fund
Imagine it…. In 50 years there will grandmothers with names like BrekkenziLynn.
I’d love to write a graphic novel series dedicated to school custodians.
You’ll never believe this but I accidentally added marinara to my Negroni.
I think I only need roughly 15 more rewatches and I’ll finally figure out what’s happening on Severance.
Tear down your signs…. Huntington is not Open to All if it doesn’t take care of the unhoused and support the people who actually do it. Your Angel Tree for Christmas only massages your egos. Give a shit for a change. wvpublic.org/huntington-l...
Who’s trynna turn up for the Puppy Bowl this Sunday?
A medical transport jet with a child patient and five others aboard crashed into a Philadelphia neighborhood shortly after takeoff Friday evening, exploding in a fireball and setting several homes ablaze.
BREAKING: At least 6 people killed in Philadelphia plane crash, including 2 pilots, 2 doctors and a patient - FOX29
Wild Robot had to go and do it to me.
Never underestimate any movie where a robot is the main character.
Do you need a shop vac buddy?
“And perhaps we give a little to the poor if the generosity should seize us but if anyone of us should interfere in the business of why there are poor they get the same as the rebel Jesus.” Rebel Jesus// Jackson Browne
Most people act like they care about the homeless until they actually have to pass a few on the street.
here's today's post: "imbecile guts air safety, then demands to know why a plane crashed" — management-by-vendetta sure is working out swimmingly.
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I keep wondering how many heart attacks he’s had that we don’t know about.
The Titanic sinking?
That was DEI.
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This was the wrong week to take a break from the Rasta salad.
At this point they’ll probably ban transition lenses just to be safe.