when you're not a morning person but you get a morning person job, everyone tells you you'll get used to waking up early but i'm here to tell you that's a fat fucking lie

Abolish ICE.

There’s no reforming it.

There’s no compromise.

There’s only one way to rein in ICE’s terror campaign. Abolish it.

I feel personally victimized by ChatGPT as someone who regularly uses the em dash in my everyday communications

i keep hearing about how gracious and welcoming we're going to need to be to people who are waking up and realizing they've been supporting fascism but y'all are going to have to do that bc i'm a hater ass bitch

I was never a He-Man kid, but leaning into the inherent campiness of the property here feels like the right choice. Glad we're moving beyond the 'realism' in adaptations embarrassed of the source material.

[imagine dragons voice] this is my king, Dumb Cum

Ugh I LOVED him as Aladdin!!! His songwriting skills for the Hatchetfield trilogy were great too although he wasn't my favorite in The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals. But yeah Twisted def had me like OH HELLO WHO IS THAT 👀

I imagine you got dunked on less than he did

whats up my fellow gamers

But do you know things now? Many valuable things. That you hadn't known before?

i mean you can lie whenever you want. it's not illegal

democrats preserving the fillibuster just for trump to direct republicans to get rid of it was for nothing. democrats should have done this day one in the biden administration but their biggest downfall was assuming that political “norms” were restored after biden won

everyone: we don’t want kings

rightwing media: this is a confusing protest line, no one is claiming trump is a king

the entire trump administration:

Thank you for posting your side of this and I never believed the question was going to be used to specifically target certain influencers, but I find it hard to believe that whoever wrote the question didn't intentionally word it that way.

this is your fucking job that you're being paid to do. Imagine asking your plumber to stop your dishwasher from flooding your apartment and he's like "well what exactly do you want me to do?" The specifics are your part dog idk!

I don't know, just start trying shit! lock him in the dungeon! the answer can't be "nothing, and also you're not allowed to criticize them"

"well what are the Democrats supposed to do" I don't know! They're supposed to know! I'm not the one who sought and obtained a political position that would require me to know what to do when the ruling party attempts to install the President as a dictator!

MMWR has been a staple of public health for 24 years

WOW this guy is bad at his job

Feds Disappear Trans People from “LGBT” Intel reports on threats to Pride events reveal campaign to stamp out the word “transgender”

U.S. intelligence has removed "T" from "LGBT" in their reports - including those intended to warn of threats to the community.
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/feds-disap...

Evangelicals warped the world around them to fight the antichrist. But when a man arrived who perfectly fit every warning & description, they gave him the keys to the kingdom.

Happy belated birthday handsome!

And Julie makes an excuse for a man in a relationship who is doing something inappropriate with another woman: “I feel it’s really on Morgan who is initiating the hugs and lingering and doing the caressing.”

As usual, Julie has no clue what happens on feeds: www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8BERnYe/

#BB27

Lauren, who voted Morgan out last week, tells Vince, who voted her biggest comp beast ally out last week and nominated her #2 this week, says she can't trust Morgan, but she does still trust Vince #bb27

Vince thinks Rachel and Jimmy are "bullying" him b/c he's an easy person to bully, couldn't be b/c Rachel clocked his game and sees how he is working with everyone #bb27

Hey @ultimateguard.bsky.social are the marginals on these boxes post-licencing worth directly funding anti-trans policy? Or do you just generally hate queer people?

Asking for my audience, & those of my other creator friends xoxo