The new cut is niiiiiice 👌🏾

80: ok back on a routine of sorts.

…I just spit out this damn drink 😂

Yo they fucked me up, almost immediately after I took that picture.

I was punished for displays of vanity, gluttony, lust, and wrath and greed given how much I spanked in Mario Party and how many stars I had. *Rosalina hair flip*

Ooooh boy.

The Taco Bell crushed back.

79: Tonight we crushed Mario Party and those spicy Taco Bell nuggies, so we’re happy.

This pic makes me wanna rassle 🤼

Was laid up a bit last week, but did get two office fits in. I’m also entering a big pink and purple phase

I did gym, sauna, dick, taxes, and scrip pickup with a nice 5 mile walk all before this rain ☔️

Dopamine high as FUCK today. 👊🏾

78: #mcm 📸

BOUNCE METER ON MAX 🔥🔥

Yall.

Mushrooms + Sushi + Blue Prince = perfection.

77: the perfect shirt for when you’re not ready to leave Steamworks but you have to clock in.

Noted.

Imma need to pop on over to this ‘ol Vice right quick. 🧐

Oh hot damn 🎶
Those some nice hams 🎶

Biiiiitch 🥵

quote this post with your hairy chest pics, pls and thanku x

Damn I miss Wilton Manors.

Literally just did this with Mario. It was cute.

76: Today’s hilight: foots healed enough so that I can finally stand in relevé and wear my crocs that I bought 3 months ago.

And baby yall should have never let me wear crocs because I’m not taking them off. These ugly as sin shoes are so comfy

Say it again…now say it to my face 😈

Happy belated 🎉

Went to bed at 1. Woke up at 4 unable to sleep. Hit the gym at 7. Had PT at 9. Dropped off two loads and was home by 11:15.

This Monday is chaotic as fuck and I need a nap so badly.

Who needs to get jumped? I’m in a mood to rock some shit…

This Kefka was hard as fuck to extract from the supports, so I’ll glue his gay lil’ hat back on tomorrow. 🤡

74: Been out of commission for a few days now dealing with two bad feet, so if you need me I’ll be doing home Apple+ workouts, taking hella ibuprofen, and making more dnd minifigs on my 3D Printer

Oh the thighs are thigh-ing! 🔥🔥🔥

I’m really just trying to cuddle, cum and co-op on the couch these days. I’m not going out unless it’s to another house and I can wear sweatpants.

73:

Thank you! I love going to the factory for a 5 lb bag of Ooops All Grapefruits