Very awkward to celebrate library workers when you're cutting public library budgets so I guess we'll just pretend that #NationalLibraryWeek isn't happening.

Anyone else remember the maple syrup smell?

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Why does Midwood smell like garlic mixed with burning plastic right now?

Yes! My OT friend was teaching people how to safely transfer all those elders from their wheelchairs to the toilet. Truly terrible how people arrived having had to wade through sewage. 🤮

Omg you were at the armory? Me too. That was such a shit show.

This makes sense if her husband is a fly.

Manhattan skyline and water including the Brooklyn bridge

Damn I love my city.

*The fact that it’s Friday and not a single team signed Tasha Cloud is really pissing me off.

The fact that she hasn’t been signed by anyone makes me think this is because she’s outspoken about beliefs that often end in one being punished. 😭

Oh my god why have we not resigned Tasha Cloud??? Zohran???? Can we make this a DSA campaign priority????? SHE WORE A YANKEE JACKET!!!

Does my camera have astigmatism?

New entrance gate to the subway featuring glass doors that swing open for a minimal period of time.

Oh hell no.

Cannot stop laughing at this—imagine their complaints lol.

Men are so dense. I’m honestly amazed my “do you want to look at my bike?” line worked 20 years ago.

Pope Leo on an airplane, standing in the aisle, holding a baseball bat.

Say "weak on crime" again. I dare you.

I’m so embarrassed for you.

$6.4 billion dollar budget yet they can’t figure out how to safely do whatever the hell this was. #NYPD

JD Vance is truly the Urkel of international relations.

I feel like this is healing a tiny bit of my Challenger trauma

Once upon a time a coworker saw my laptop background and asked if the man on it was my husband.

Me: “No, that’s Carl Sagan.”

I wish Carl Sagan were alive for this moment. 😭

NARRATOR: WE DID NOT IN FACT GET IT TOGETHER IN TIME

Sobbing. Just one of those moments I can feel proud of our species,

My tween fashionista told me my new haircut and pants were “slay” so I’m unstoppable.

Cool that my friend who was a wilderness firefighter lost his job last year thanks to DOGE. Definitely no risk of fire this summer. 😩

I must confess: I love Brooklyn, but my first and forever love is Manhattan.

Did this ex also hate pinball? Fun in general? I do not understand!

Appropriate since snakes do not have arms.