Geoff Barrow from Portishead

Let your War Dogs be Sick as Pigs Together

A peer reviewed study shows a promising link between flu and shingles vaccines and a reduced risk of dementia. A heroin addict who cut off a raccoon’s penis for “further study” says these vaccines cause autism. For busy Americans, it can be hard to know who to trust.

JD Vance wearing a white button-up shirt. It looks like it's a size too small for him.

"pope should stay out of politics." brother you need to stay out of a size medium

This “-maxxing” and “-mogging” stuff comes from an ugly place and has never been particularly funny. But what about if *I* adopt it, but ironically,

Image as above with added Star Wars elements

Couldn't resist

It makes so much sense that JD Vance is one of those forum guys who would reply to a thread with five paragraphs of why the mods are doing it wrong and you look at his profile and it says “Posts: 11”

the irony of having a one-on-one HR layoff meeting in the conference room with my Loki mural on it

There are some famous actors that are really good at voice acting, and some that really aren’t, and when they’re not it really drags the whole animation down. Maybe they’re a British actor famous for comedy. Maybe they’re doing a voice in this new Star Wars thing.

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In absolutely chef’s kiss timing, Matthew Goodwin is due to speak at Orbán’s in-house propaganda group MCC *today*

Badloss strikes again.

It’s the Stages Of Being Unable To Use An iPad’s Selfie Camera.

Candidate 4 will just be a chin

Listening to Beatles (possibly “I wanna hold your hand”)

My daughter, then 4: “there are TOO MANY BOYS in this”

Move slow and fix things

Oh yeah definitely the one thing sci fi and fantasy has been missing is the male gaze

Gone on holiday with my kids and my partners family and all their kids and oh oh oh my god oh my god oh stop is there not one empty room in this house for five minutes vibes

Art is worth the time it takes to create.

*William Gibson throws his typewriter out the window*

EPIC T-SHIRT IDEA

Claude Code codebase is leaked Security researcher Chaofan Shou tweeted yesterday morning that the source code for Anthropic’s Claude Code agent had leaked: [Twitter, archive] Claude code source code has been leaked via a map fi…

Some actually good commentary on Claude pivot-to-ai.com/2026/04/01/c...

c/o @symbo1ics.bsky.social

We’re taking the kids to a holiday cottage booked by the in-laws and this is what my catastrophising brain imagines

Great jumping Jehoshaphat.

Provided I don't die as a laborer on one of the MAHA reeducation farms, fixing the code this thing puts out will keep me in clover until I draw my dying breath. I knew it was bad but I had no idea it was THAT bad.

Kill it with fire

For my money..

wouldn't it be funny if EVERYONE blocked this Attie AI account @ bsky.app/profile/atti... before they could do anything with it

Just been approached by Huel to see if I'll be part of their paid influencer campaign. I don't think they're quite across what I do for a living. (FWIW, and in the interests of having influence, I regard Huel as a soul destroying, miserable product and the death of all that is worth living for.)

Please stop posting these ICE agents without their parents' consent.

In what kind of sane world is this not a typo?

£300,000 from an individual not even resident in the country is a good, wise limit?

£3000 at a pinch.

£300 would be good.

Someone is going to learn quickly that Jack Whitehall is not the same as Simon Farnaby