Their latest song is 🔥 🔥 🔥

Someone should make a saying about what happens when you mess with a bull!!

My one Prince story is that my brother invited Prince to his wedding.

It was a long shot, but we have the same last name (Nelson) and the wedding venue was in a theater in Minneapolis.

He hoped this would some confusion and cause the Purple one to show up, but alas it did not

"In the decade since the New Girl star's death"

As it is written

Microplastics!

That's one of the things blood donation takes out of you!

... isn't Iñárritu like the definition of an auteur director?

All I Want Is You is deeply unflawed though!

(Giles Corey has entered the chat)

Better than being very cat and covered in stones

Wow, that is elegante!

In August, people in Portland can see Hold Steady co-headline with @themountaingoats.bsky.social on 8/7 and 8/8, come up to Seattle, see a third THS show on 8/9, see @cbbworld.bsky.social in Seattle on 8/10 and then go back to Portland for CBB on 8/11.....

Just in time for healthcare!

Like an airplane is faster than a human, c'mon!

My chatbot (Fritz) said you'd say that!!!

Wow, something crazy must go down with that Jane Doe baby in the last episode!

"It's ridiculous to describe these war crimes as 'war crimes'"

But that would be illegal and the PRESIDENT wouldn't do that!!!

I got 12/12 on a LearnedLeague One Day, and I'm excited to see where I end up in rankings!

The star of Freeway???

Just gonna mention there was one Conan O'Brien Needs a Fan podcast where the fan said Conan was to old for her to be attracted to him while also mentioning one of her celeb crushes was Larry David

So, if there has been some sort of snow condom, we would have been okay with everything?

Repeatedly putting doc in quotes means even Trump knows he's a POS

30 seconds of lyrics jam packed into a 5 minute song!

... I still wear the shirt I got for free for joining National Honor Society in 2002.

Wait, the guy who is only famous for murdering someone got arrested for murder?????

The main reason people have issues with the dying pets genre on Bluesky is they've probably all lost a beloved pet and it hurts.

My Guffman is battling cancer, and it's not going great. Every dying pet post gets redirected to him in my mind, and it just sucks.

... what are your thoughts on hoodies?

To be clear, they change frequently and probably are of a band (Springsteen)

My bologna has a first name it's D-D-o-S. My bologna has a second name...