Posts by Izzy Hands is slutty
photo of a hand holding a small sticker sheet that is all black except for cat shapes with eyes
void sticker sheet
get it here: mcapriglione.art
Blow Job is prolific
On Monday, a woman posts a photo on her "supersausage_charlie" Instagram account. It shows a dog at a Holy Week event in Spain. The dog is dressed like the other religious figures at the event, which involves an all-white outfit and pointy white hat.
On Monday, a woman posts a photo on her "supersausage_charlie" Instagram account. It shows a dog at a Holy Week event in Spain. The dog is dressed like the other religious figures at the event, which involves an all-white outfit and pointy white hat. The caption reads: "Dachshund takes on Semana Santa 🐶✝️🐣 #dachshund #semanasanta #dogsofinstagram #potd #happyeaster"
On Friday, the same woman posts a photo of her dog sitting on their couch. The dog is again dressed in the same outfit. This time, they have a gold necklace with a Christian cross on his neck.
The caption for Friday's post reads: "‼️PLEASE READ‼️ For clarity: the post from a few days ago was a reference to Semana Santa, a Spanish religious and cultural tradition. It was not connected to extremism, racism, or politics in any way. This was already stated in the disclaimer, but it is clear that some either misunderstood that context or chose to ignore it. This account is a dachshund account, and it will remain a space dedicated purely to the joy, humor, and love of sharing life with my dog. Nothing beyond that. Some of the comments left under that post were deeply disturbing. Hate, racism, extremist language, and abusive behavior have no place here. They will be removed and reported immediately. I appreciate everyone who continues to engage with this page with respect, kindness, and the spirit in which it is intended. • #dachshund #semanasanta #potd #spanishtraditions #fypage"
I'm sorry, but this woman posting photos of her dog at a religious event in Spain and then having to frantically clarify a few days later at their "supersausage_charlie" Instagram account is something out of a Curb Your Enthusiasm episode.
A white garment with some kind of food stain. Humiliating.
A pair of dirty hands rest on a car engine. Rough, tough, cool.
Here is an easy solution:
Food stains are humiliating, as they suggest you're a little baby who can't feed themselves.
Oil stains, such as those you'd get from working on your car, suggest you're tough, independent, and skilled.
Thus, simply cover your food stains with used motor oil.
The most realistic thing about Riker and Troi’s longterm romance is how the trombone becomes a symbol to Riker of both triumph and humiliation and I feel like every trombonist has gone through this at one point or another
painting of friends at sunset in a square drinking and smoking, there is a chicken with a spiked collar, a duck with a bone, there is a frog smoking and a cat with a pink wig and a fish in an aquarium then on the horizon there is the city and several billboards
friends dreaming of passing a civil service examination and moving to the big city together
Oh:
A 2022 study found that children in households that used voice commands with tools like Siri and Alexa became curt when speaking with humans, often calling out “Hey, do X” and expecting obedience, especially from anyone whose voice resembled the default-female electronic voices.
Window of a barbershop in Arles, France with an image of Goku from Dragonball Z in an apron and holding a barbershop pole and scissors.
Van Gogh spent a lot of time in Arles, France. There's a restaurant that used to be a hotel where Van Gogh stayed and in a letter he wrote that the food was bad and they overcharged him for wine. Directly next door, sharing a wall, is this Dragonball-themed barbershop.
you can suspend your participation in congress too, dipshit
I would melt
Welcome back to the Artemis II crew :) Such a huge relief watching them arrive safely!
10cm Stede and 10cm Izzy sitting on a public transit train seat.
10cm Izzy and 10cm Stede looking out a public transit train window.
On the train! But where are we headed…?
Anyone have recommendations for seamless socks? My kid cannot wear any socks at all without having a fit.
#sciart
Night Sky in Cobalt & Viridian
10”x10” Oil on cradled wood panel
Tabby stands on hind legs with one paw outstretched toward a TV displaying a capsule above water.
NASA failed to predict the real splashdown risk.
Illustration: The "Sickos" meme where a man labeled "sickos" peers through a window gleefully laughing and saying "Yes... ha ha ha... YES!" except the man is Benjamin Sisko from Star Trek: Deep Space Nine and the label on his chest reads "Siskos"
In addition to a safe landing
I hope they bring
Integrity back to Earth
izzy hands' chest 🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️
image from the Artemis II's approach back to earth. The shuttle is on the bottom to middle left of the image, the earth looming on the right side.
🥹
A lil red daphnia. You can see it's digestive tract and some eggs maybe? I don't know for sure.
Look at this thing!!
Hey friends. Things are pretty overwhelming in the world today, right? If, like me, you're prone to panic attacks at times of high stress and helplessness, I've found this resource useful in the past:
www.mind.org.uk/need-urgent-...
"Welcome to my old neighborhood."
Jim Lovell
Source: NASA TV.
#ArtemisII
A soda pop bottle cut in half and flipped over. There's a plant in the top that drips water into the bottom. The bottom is filled with pond water.
A see through daphnia
A small copepod
Mystery bugs crawling above the water on the side of the bottle.
I had my kiddo bring back some pond water from the farm and we made this terrarium. It's so cool! There's so many little critters. 🌱🪲
A Bohemian Waxwing with Izzy’s signature X tattoo.
@sadrockx.bsky.social
Plato and Aristotle in the school of Athens
me talking about izzy’s flaws
A photo of a black cat yelling up at the photographer with her face covered in cobwebs
She went in the basement
My heart 🥹
A strapless evening gown that consists of three panels of colour, a purple blue at the front of the skirt, a white section in the middle and a red bodice and back of the skirt
A photograph of a model wearing the red white and blue dress, pictured gazing out of an open window
It is a silky tricolour, a trio of red and white and purply blue layered by Mme Grès into a glamorous sandwich of satin. The dress was photographed in French magazine L’Officiel in 1951, the model gazing pensively out of an open window @metmuseum.org #FashionHistory 🗃️🪡