GO LOCAL
As more corporate coffee moves into the valley, we want to remind you to go local when you can.
Go with a business that was born & raised here, that uses local sources as much as possible & that fosters community every day.
We are grateful for every opportunity to serve you.
POETRY
ONE-MINUTE SPOT
Produced, directed & shot by Mario Fernandez & Joe Cortez from Demashio Productions.
Email: demashiojedi@gmail.com
Instagram: @demashio_productions & @Jrocks_101u
Also appearing: Harry Fagel, Ray, Kyra Yamamoto, J.R. Rose, Landis Shook, Nancy Sandoval, and J.J. Wylie.
THE TRILOGY
All-natural smoothies!
The Yoda: spinach, kale, pineapples, strawberries & mangos.
The Lando: blackberries, blueberries, raspberries, strawberries, banana & your choice of dairy or non-dairy milk.
The Ackbar: carrots, ginger, peaches & banana.
Try one!
FREE BIRTHDAY DRINKS!
(one birthday per customer per year)
Stay caffeinated, friends!
(ONE YEAR AGO)
On April 14, 2025, at 1:22am, 2 people broke into our shop at 6720 Sky Pointe Drive.
Luckily, they didn't get much, and they did little damage.
A police report has been filed.
COLD FOAM
Yeah, we do cold foam. Typically vanilla, but we can also do other flavors.
And we can whip in some protein or drizzle it with caramel, if you want.
Stay caffeinated, friends!
STILL SERVING
Our Christmas in a Cup latte, with housemade gingerbread syrup.
Served hot, iced or blended.
Stay caffeinated, friends!
A woman in a shirt that says Sunday Coffee Club
All the fun people are members of the club @grouchyjohnscoffee.bsky.social
HOT, ICED or BLENDED
We have the caffeinated happiness you need!
WARM DAYS ARE HERE
Tis the season for refreshment that cools you off, like a smoothie or a frappe.
Stay chill, Grouchy Nation!
OPEN ON EASTER
8520 S. Maryland Parkway #100 5am-9pm
6720 Sky Pointe Dr, suite B 6am-6pm
NATIONAL PB&J DAY
It’s National Peanut Butter & Jelly Day and you need to know that we have a frappe for that!
GOODBYE JJ
It is with great sadness that we must announce the impending departure of one of our founders.
JJ is selling his stake in Grouchy John’s Coffee in order to accept a position with a large national foodservice chain that hopes to expand into the burgeoning coffee sector.
(april fools!)
BREAKFAST ALL DAY!
Our breakfast sandwiches are made to order, so they take a minute.
But then they turn out like this.
OPEN FOR EASTER
Regular Business Hours
Both locations
ORIGINAL MENU
This is the 1st version of our specialties menu.
Since then, we’ve added a few, but these have stood the test of time.
Stay caffeinated, friends!
LANDO!
Cool, smooth & tasty.
(Berries, bananas, your choice of milk)
Try one!
15 YEARS AGO TODAY
We were this trailer, serving caffeinated happiness in front of the old Slidin’ Thru HQ on Paradise Road...
JJ, 15 YEARS AGO
back when we started,
in his original GJ shirt,
trying to look grouchy.
ERIN GO BRAGH
3rd PLACE
It isn’t home, and it isn’t work.
But it’s an important part of your life: a place where you’re welcome & comfortable.
We want to be yours.
Our lobbies are open daily:
5am-9pm at 8520 S. Maryland Parkway,
6am-6pm at 6720 Sky Pointe Drive.
Come on in!
ORDER ONLINE
for pickup or delivery
via our app or our website
Available from your app provider or at
grouchyjohns.com
WHAT WE SERVE
…is coffee from local roaster Colorado River Coffee Roasters!
Espresso, drip, coldbrew or pour-over.
Stay caffeinated, friends!
Grouchy John's in the predawn twilight. Loo
@grouchyjohnscoffee.bsky.social An oasis of coffee and sanity
HAPPY MONDAY
According to the internet, today is both National Crab Meat Day & National Meatball Day.
Plus, it's also Barbie's birthday.
However you choose to observe these holidays, please remember to stay caffeinated, friends!
WE LOSE SLEEP TONIGHT
…when our clocks go forward 1 hour!
But don’t worry: we’ll have your coffee for you.
Stay caffeinated, friends!
13 YEARS OLD!
Though yesterday was the anniversary of our soft opening, today is the official business birthday of our shop.
We started making sales at this shop on Maryland Parkway & Wigwam on March 5, 2012, and it’s been a wild ride ever since.
Thanks to the Grouchy Nation!
MARCH 4, 2012
...was the soft-opening of our first brick-and-mortar location.
For 5 hours, we opened our doors & charged nothing to test our workflow. Family, friends & new crew pitched in as we learned in real-time.
The next day, we opened for regular business.
We’ve been open ever since...
