What kind is he?

gimme all your moon sugar

Like the fact that he was a slaver, but publicly "uncomfortable" with it

"slipped through the cracks" because other people's filters are smarter than `grep trump`

only a very stupid bot would conclude from my posts that I am right wing, soft on trump, or a bigot, but this dude is surely proud of his stupid bot

@almasuono.bsky.social has put me on a blocklist of MAGAs. I am surely not the only false positive, and if I labeled my list as "new list of random ass far right wing accounts soft on Trump or bigots that have slipped through the cracks of other lists" I'd be sure the filter was better than this.

yes and and make a polymarket bet on whether she dies in ICE custody. win-win-win.

It won't be Concorde, but his buddy Vlad will be happy to sell him a bunch of old Tu-144s.

if he did, it would be his first

right wingers have an inexhaustible supply of sanctimony

time to get your lasers, kids. pro-tip: try to hit the camera lenses, not the eyes, but hey, collateral damage happens, we all understand

I seem to recall an early strip where IBM and Bendix (I think?) got into a war and bombed each other's corporate headquarters.

is that a misspelling

only racist assholes even think IQ is a meaningful measurement

wOn'T aNyOnE ThInK oF tHe ChIdReN?

That's the part that just floors me. They insist it's the guide to life, the touchstone of truth and morality, and every word in it is literally true. They'll happily see anyone killed who says otherwise. But they won't read it.

wait ... wait ... like how TF!! do you run over your own kid?

Second houses should be taxed at double the rate of first houses. Third houses should be taxed at four times the rate of first houses. Etc.

he means his insider trading is going quite well

yeah, about that "all its citizens" ...

Wait - are you saying that forbes is taking the side of a greedy, rapacious monopolist over the law? I ... I ... I don't even know how to respond. Shocked! Shocked, I am!

their topics and opinions will span the intellectual gamut, all the way from nA to Zi

hey now, there's lots of people for whom a good shibari massage is just the thing

It's pretty good at figuring out the rhyming scheme of my code, but I don't always want my code to rhyme.

Nowhere

More than one
xkcd.com/650/

Tesla 'Full Self-Driving' crashed through railroad gate seconds before train A Texas Tesla owner says his car on "Full Self-Driving" crashed through a lowered railroad crossing gate as a train bore down, forcing him to floor it.

The latest chapter in "Tesla Sucks":

electrek.co/2026/04/15/t...

or the bottom, really

confirmation: he's a mean drunk

alt text says matthew mcconaughey but I'd also accept christopher lee

do you read the bible ringo?