Never met him before in my life

Unrelated, listen to “Hate Me” by D0uble 0 on your preferred music streaming service

All my Daniel Jones hate feels very vindicated right now

Cavs got their learners permit so can they pass their drivers test today?

I’m him on stage in case you didn’t know

This is your annual reminder to go stream my music 🫶

MOREEEEEEE MARATHONNNNNNNNNNN

I hope Anthony Rizzo stubs his toe on a metal coffee table today

RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Honestly same I can’t even lie

Oh my god that’s insane lmao

Currently thinking about David Dellucci

Friendly reminder that the Cavs are 13-0 (tbh is a Boston Celtics hate tweet)

OH HEY BESTIES

We’re never losing again

Help me out fellow GuardsSky users

Quote post with a picture of yourself and show the newbies what they’re dealing with.

Me and @sarahknowsball.bsky.social were able to convince 60% of guardians tw*tt*r that we were dating with just one pic so here ya go

They are NOT ready for the relentless debauchery this created simply by my presence and existence

Christopher Antonetti, how much honey do you want?

LMAOOOO CELTICS WHAT HAPPENED

I am naming all of my future children Ty Jerome regardless of their gender

You are welcome

I am once again stopping in really quickly to #LetEmKnow

Never liked ham on pizza tbh idk how but it just didn’t hit the same

Not a big veggie pizza fan but tbh this does sound gas

You lost me with sausage tbh

The best pizza ever created by mankind is a pepperoni, bacon, and pineapple pizza and I will be damned if I ever take back that statement

Chase DeLauter opening day roster start or we riot