1) NOW *TWO* HAVE BEEN BLESSED! ASCEND WITH YOUR GOD! 2) "BLEH. A PLATEFUL OF YOU IS ALREADY TOO MUCH" 3) "BUUUT I'LL TAKE *THIS* TO GO"

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1) SKREEEEEEEE 2) "THAT'S FOR TAKIN' MY PLATE, BIIIIIITCH!!!" 3) "AND FUCKIN' UP MY HAND STORY!!" 4) "HAHAHA! RUN, SHE'S CRAZY! HAHAHA!!"

"WHERE *IS* EVERYONE TODAY"

HELLO FROM HALO HEAD #584

(this is part of an ongoing comic series! HFHH is an irreverent, allegorical comedy that explores the multitudes of a person's response to trauma. i call it a "traumedy" ;) see my bio to read the rest!)

That was incredible! I'm excited to read more!

Its pookie

chrisxvargas ® 5h 24 years old. Fully paid off Costco hotdog. It's not "parents money". It's not luck. It's consistency. It's discipline. I grind EVERYDAY to live this lifestyle. COSTCO Costco $1.50 Paid $1.50 Remaining $0.00 Payment schedule Pay in 4 Fri, Jan 05 1 of 4 • Paid $0.375 Fri, Jan 19 2 of 4 • Paid $0.375 Fri, Feb 02 3 of 4 • Paid $0.375 Fri, Feb 16 Final payment • Paid $0.375

Everything is bad now because kids get their taste in music from algorithms instead of from trying to impress the older girl you know who looks like the Bombchu Bowling Alley Operator

Universal healthcare would solve SO MANY PROBLEMS.

Wait I think they fixed this one--

The fucking tabs at the top of the screen never display correctly

Godzilla Minus Zero. Godzilla approaches the Statue of Liberty in New York City.

Go ahead and destroy the financial district, Godzilla. Make the people happy.

I hope The Digital Circus makes a fucking billion dollars. All these film studios are trying to combine into one entity that owns all the IP. Maybe that's a good thing, maybe we should start making more new shit

Games Workshop has always known the same thing the writers of Star Trek knew: if you include just a little bit for the horny weirdo, they'll spend thousands on your merchandise. This is something George Lucas only did by accident, because he doesn't really know about sex

Heck yeah, Splotchi is a funny word :3

Its an A+ nickname. I was playing switch with friends and "Splotchi is playing xyz" popped up and everyone in the room took a turn saying SPLOTCHI

suffer

fuck my chud life
#comic #webcomic

People talk smack about Pokemon Scarlet/Violet but this feature was a welcome addition

Expressionless cross-armed man wearing dark sunglasses and flannel with beautiful, sunny Seattle skyline behind him including the Space Needle and Mount Rainier

‘You Didn’t See Shit,’ Local Says to California Tourist Witnessing Sunny Seattle Spring: tinyurl.com/2wc2b6de

the mike judge pitch shift will always be funny

Alex says "well, economy's fucked. Time to start camming." She asks herself "what's my niche?" She gets an idea. She has set up a sexual version of Cow Tools. Her friend says "I don't get it..."

it rocks. my team is like one older british gentleman who brings everyone chocolate, couple guys like me (yknow what I mean) and 20 of the most autistic women on this good earth

Boompane King of the Hill Quote Search

A year ago I said someone should do Frinkiac for King of the Hill. Well @standard.bsky.social went and DID IT boompane.ordoliberal.com

Tickets Please, page 7 Sandy’s top moments

Keep being that rock, you gotta!!

#webcomic #comic #webcomics #bittersweetcandybowl

I'm pretty unhappy that he got exactly what he wanted. All he had to do was make the biggest threat you can possibly make. And now he gets rewarded for the behavior, his base will use this as an example of him being a good president. Its disgusting, our empire is the bad guys

Angine de Poitrine - Fabienk (Live on KEXP) YouTube video by KEXP

I need new rules in my life, and I'm going to base them off whatever this is
youtu.be/pRgHYWOtqqc?...

TYPE THREE DIABETE??

I'm so excited to be living in a timeline where Joe Cappa makes cartoons. His comedy warms my heart in the same way that King of the Hill does. The art style makes the show look ironic, but it's so god damn open hearted

Really hope a nuke doesn't happen today

My husband has this! I eat popcorn with the door closed to keep him sane ❤️

fucked up broken bluesky feed with VIBES CODED in Dark Souls III death screen font

it's that triangle that's like FAST, CHEAP, GOOD and you can only pick two, but instead it's EMPLOYED, TIME FOR PERSONAL WORK, TIME FOR REST