Looking with eyes full of desire and a bank account full of…. empty space x

Congratulations you have gained back your homosexual rights x

You have 3 hours and 6 minutes left to follow the rules set out by the gay gods!

It is one of the gay commandments to post a pic of a haircut after all

Easter weekend 🐣🪺🪩

A ★★★ review of The Super Mario Galaxy Movie (2026) I would die for you Yoshi 💚 Lots of nostalgia highlights but why did Rosalina get approximately 45 seconds of screen time?

I haven’t seen a film on release day possibly ever? Long live a random Wednesday off x boxd.it/dMlYQJ

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A ★★★★★ review of Sinners (2025) This was incredible

Very happy that I dragged my hungover ass to Cineword’s Award Season showing of Sinners last night. Was fucking incredible 🔥 boxd.it/dqNY5r

I’m now 5 episodes in Pluribus and it’s just…. not hitting me yet? Most likely just me based on how highly it’s been reviewed but I’m almost forcing myself to continue watching 😬

Jock special @ Glasgow DILF tonight 💎💖

Definitely an O somewhere!

It’s a tattoo of a light power switch than moonlights as a square but she doesn’t like to talk about it

No I do not have a tattoo of a square on my waist x

CAT checkpoint! Show me the most recent cat image on your phone.

My gorgeous Izzy back home in the Highlands, and the fabulous three that I live with in Edinburgh ❤️🧡🖤🤎

We ignore the toothpaste on the mirror x

Spooky Island PR look for Hot Mess tonight 🔥💀

I’ve told them to ignore any other problem they find 😂 But a mixture of that, the expense, and honestly just the environment of garages 😬

My car’s booked into the garage today to fix the fans (finally) and I have ✨anxiety✨

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Hoping next years contact forbids these expressions 🤣

January is over 💖 Definitely helped combating the month with a holiday lol. Other highlights from the month seem to all be food based hehe x

Aww shucks 😘

Four pics you’re using to defend your fave card!

I like these wee prompts x

Happy birthday! 🥳

Thank youuuu! TikTok shop hehe

Incredible holiday with the boys in Gran Can last week ☀️
I now understand why all the gays travel there 4 times a year lol x

if you see this, quote a picture of your bush x

naughty naughty! Just a tease x

Not my house but I know my way around