great, now you can't be selected for jury duty for the trial 🙄

Really cool

Wow, god is so good

Hi, Chris! Is it too familiar for me to call you Chris?

😂

"Compewdah, ice up this guy's neck, Versace the draws, Gucci the shoes, make this guy's dick go all the way to the ground and then wrap around his body, initiate infinite money sequence. Congrats bud, you're gonna feel that in an hour."

that's the good shit i like to hear. happy for you man!

Looks good. How you doing, king?

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a guy with dementia can absolutely be president as long as he's energetically addled and uses his fully cooked lobes to make pictures of himself as jesus christ healing jaime lannister while the power rangers float above

Boomers do be addicted to Facebook AI slop

- Contact (1997) - Alita: Battle Angel (2019) - Ready Player One (2018) (begrudgingly) - Paprika (2006) - Galaxy Quest (1999) - Dark City (1998) - Predestination (2014) - Minority Report (2002) - Snowpiercer (2014) - Blade Runner (1982) - Blade Runner 2049 (2017) - Solaris (1972) - Gattaca (1997) - Akira (1988) - Children of Men (2006) - Aliens (1986)

I went through a couple 100-best sci-fi movie lists and wrote down all the ones I haven't seen that sounded interesting. Soulseek is about to be real busy. Here they are:

Knowledge 📖
#art #drawing #illustration

This thread is incredible.

Watched Bad Times at the El Royale last night and loved it tbh

tried to explain Geddython to my sister tonight. "wait, why was Geddy Lee livestreaming with your friends?"

eating a pineapple core rn

Sigourney Weaver in Galaxy Quest.

Crush my skull on stage like a Gallagher bit

Okay! Now we're talking

Frustrating as a person whose favorites were Kamilla, Genevieve, and tonight's booted castaway! If this pattern continues Christian needs to be on high alert!

haven't had a baloney/bologna sandwich since I was a kid, but adding a slice of american cheese and some dill pickle slices was 👨‍🍳😘

I don't think so! She's extremely nervous around other people and dogs, of which there were many on the track, but we have taken this walk dozens of times so I don't think it was an anxiety barf either. Pretty unusual.

(^ brother's dog)

White labradoodle standing outside on a walking track surrounded by grass and trees

somebodyyyy threw up after their walk today

thanks, Jay 💛

that worked. reminded me of allll the laughing out loud I did when I listened to that ep last night; a very funny episode top to bottom. thanks, Chris.

somebody say something that can make me feel something other than dread

HORRIBLE. ICE is averaging more than one death a week this year. It's like clockwork. The last death reported was exactly seven days ago.

watch the free youtube stream instead 🥰