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The Onion Signs New Deal to Take Over Infowars A new deal, which would allow The Onion to use the Infowars name and website address, must be approved by a Texas judge.

The Onion has to convert Infowars into a parody of itself: licensing the website from the site's court-appointed manager. Here's how it would work, and what would need to happen for it to become reality. nyti.ms/425AbUV

Ben Collins before and after taking over InfoWars

https://www.theonion.info/

Hey everybody! I am taking the helm of this classic American institution with @theonion.com and want to know what you fine folks would like to see from us.

These look really cool.

An Extra Beat for You and Me - Tim Heidecker Version

Did not have @timheidecker.bsky.social on my radar for song of the year but here we are and his This is Lorelei cover is it.

if anyone wants to read the @oncinema.bsky.social zine that @hunktears.online and i made, the PDF is available on our neocities!! if friends or mutuals want a physical copy, DM us and we will figure something out.

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You guys are the best.
More soon 🍿

HEI Network ass shit

Exercise Used to Bore Bob Odenkirk. Now He’s Doing Stunts. The “Better Call Saul” actor stars in “Normal,” his third action film. He finds it freeing: “You let all that rage go in a pretend fight.”

While making the film “Normal,” in theaters on Friday, the actor Bob Odenkirk has found stunt training freeing: “You let all that rage go in a pretend fight.” Here are some more of his favorite things.

Swollen RFK Jr. Warns Americans Not Eating Enough Bees Kennedy Vows To End ‘War’ On Stinging-Insect Diets

Swollen RFK Jr. Warns Americans Not Eating Enough Bees theonion.com/swollen-rfk-jr-warns-ame...

Glendale! East side! Come out and support Dan! Gonna be a hot night!
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new trump truth: listen you shit for brains, fucking cock suckers, this is your final warning, i'm not fucking around, you think i am, wrong again, Iran - I hereby give you another 72 hours to todally surender or I will make your life's a living hell, do you get me? F U!

“I have some very bad news! I have just been informed that Mister Trump has passed away at Walter Reed hospital! Easter is canceled! That is all!”

On Cinema Live comes to Brooklyn tonight! There are limited Tickets for the show so scrap all of your plans and join us for Movie Time!

We then go to Pittsburgh, the Midwest, and back to the West Coast. Tickets for tonight and other non-soldout dates at heinetwork.tv/events

may he rot, and quickly

Personal Records: Tim Heidecker : World Cafe Words and Music Podcast The comedian and musician joins World Cafe to share the songs that have shaped his life.

Cafe host @rahrahraina.bsky.social talks with @timheidecker.bsky.social about the songs that defined him for "Personal Records." www.npr.org/2026/03/31/n...

Mad Matt picked Vic's bones and called for VIOLENCE on last week's episode of Office Hours Live! Catch the first half at youtube.com/OfficeHoursLive or enjoy the full replay exclusively at patreon.com/OfficeHoursLive.

@timheidecker.bsky.social @vfa-expert.bsky.social on cinema at the cinema live! We had so much fun! Lot of movie buffs were present!

Ricky Buria is Pete Hegseth’s chief of staff.

🔴 We are LIVE with guest host @toddglass.bsky.social bringing the energy!!! TUNE IN: youtube.com/live/xmpeBLPjlNE

I'm trying to land this plane

strong strong agree. also the book is basically an extended ode to science in a really moving way

On Cinema LIVE begins tonight in sold out Chicago.

Find Tickets and Info for the rest of the Tour at: www.heinetwork.tv/events/

New Amato (formerly Tim Heidecker) with his cartoon characters, the Dootle Dots from On Cinema at the Cinema

my favorite genre of pictures is cartoon creators with their characters

My first guest this evening, film buff Gregg Turkington.

where will we meet now?

Dootle Dots Episode 1 "Welcome To Dot City Spaghetti" YouTube video by Dootle Dots

www.youtube.com/watch?v=24kh...