“Sorry. For helping to burn down Democracy and destroy The United States.”

Is that what he is saying?

Finally! A bad picture!!!

WOO HOO SHE IS NOT ALL THAT!!

:::puts on new prescription glasses:::

Um. Yeah disregard the previous comment. You don’t take bad pictures.

All about the optics.

A Young Couple asked Jeni what is it like to be married to the same person for almost 40 years.
Her response.

“ went from taking showers together, and giving each other space when one of us need to use the toilet.

But now. We don’t care if either of us takes a dump with the other in the shower.

This is one of those moments. Do you block, laugh, or follow.

LOL

Follow.

Turns out that a low yield nuke has. 90% chance to take the spider out.

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Right back at you. ❤️

The Simpsons"LA-Z RIDER" Couch Gag YouTube video by VHS Central

I have to get this off my chest about you. You seem to like to make us think too hard on impossible tasks.

You will rue this day! For one day I shall walk up to you and in my best Daffy Duck..."You're Despicable."

Other than that.

A Joke that takes aim at the 80s.

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Would have been better with "Luke 62:11."

Should have been charged with Simple Battery.

My Pet Peeve.

"WHY ARE YOU CHECKING YOUR JUNK EVERY 10 MINUTES!"

(As Friends constantly did this back in the day.)

NERD ALERT!

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Yes. Yes this is like a Merger of a Legend from one franchise to another.

Sigourney Weaver getting out of an X Wing.

<SQUEALLLLLLLLL>

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These three could outplay this idiocy.

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Well Ave Maria is a fitting interlude. Ellens dritter Gesang.

Now back to being Street Hood.

Let me put it this way.

Put me in a room with JFK.

Tale of The Tape.

Me. I have never injected Heroin into my system. Because it would not be healthy for me to do so. I can't see any sane person being in charge of DHHS and being that stupid to do Heroin, and think he knows what's good for us?

I got up..Walked over. Grabbed both drinks, switched them. He looked at me as if I betrayed the Bro Code. Turned to the Woman. Told her. She got up and left. I waited outside till she got a taxi home. Went back in, stared the guy down, he left.
And I would do it again.

My Wife was a bar celebrating a friends birthday. I was her DD. Stayed out of it. Sat at the bar drinking cocoa cola, and eating seafood dinner.

A Guy comes up, order two drinks. One for him, one for his date. Looks at me, and winks as he poured a white substance into her drink. He left.

took me a minute to see that there in fact no sharp teeth in the eyes.

Well. You have to take these facts into consideration.

1. Did Paula White wake up this morning. If Yes. Proceed to Item 2.

2. Did Paula White open her mouth. If Yes. Proceed to Item 3.

3. If Items 1 and 2 are proven. Then Yes, Paula White is going to scam people out of money today.

Thank You.

Well I am planning to post Bread Recipes on Wednesday. So take that as you will. Yes, there will be be gluten free alternatives.

Family Side Business we run a Dairy Farm.
Which means our cows don’t do nothing but eat, poop, give milk. We don’t run the cows every day. There are 240 of them. 48 of them get milked per day for 5 hours. 4 groups so they get 30 minute breaks every 2 hours.

I love this gif.

Raw Milk does have health benefits.

It strengthens the immune system.

It helps bones grow, and stay strong.

Reduces chances of sickness.

All True. If You're a Calf.

Going down escalator "Why are you wearing that?"

"They are Yoga pants, because I am coming from Yoga."

"But your ass is like...showing."

"Glutes, they are glutes!"

"I do not care. Go put on normal pants."

"Well I wanted to wear a Sundress, but after what happened yesterday."

"Bye."

"Bye."

Have we checked all Hockey Locke rooms?

Brunette. I always found out that being a brunette always bought my eyes out...Oh..You mean You? um..sure...Blonde

In another episode of "The Leopard ate my face."

Weird that you think "They Think."