Rookie of the year rules state he would jump really high. They should test his vertical and make sure he doesn’t jump into the booth with Dan

You’re kinda dumb, huh?

It looks like a return to Vancouver for Rick Tocchet isn't

In the cards

i'm sure at some Serious Hockey Men in Toronto who constantly say "lol vancouver is dysfunctional because of their wacky fans" will maybe connect the dots about the one common denominator over the past decade involved in most of the dysfunction

and it ain't the fans

I DO hate the ownership of this team

didn’t like tocchet, don’t care he’s gone

Why would any NHL coach want their reputation attached to next season's results and how it will determine whether or not Hughes re-signs in Van? Tocchet's a smart guy, he knows this team is fucked with EP40-Chytil-???-??? down the middle and zero elite wingers. Getting out while he can is smart

nathan fielder is a legend

We’re going to a matinee Saturday if you guys wanna come

How do you know this is in lieu of doing that? Are you being serious or is that just a snarky lead in

Jk I just saw your tweet after this

Man even McDonald’s? We were in Beijing in Feb and it was the one bastion of not horribly translated apps. Alipay worked without a local phone number but I was fucked for vending machines

ELECTION RESULT: A team of city council members in Rolla, Missouri, have been pushing anti-LGTB policies, including a ban on drag shows and book censorship.

Voters just ousted all three of these city councilors who were running for reelection, backing candidates backed by a local LGBT group.

Today in #vanpoli we learned via CIJA that it's actually antisemitic to mock antisemites.

I think it’s def still on a White Lotus curve where against any other show it’s very good lol

Season 2 has the best finale, I’d argue season 3 actually had the worst. Everything Cody said (predictable) and a lot of plot holes, plus unearned plot points (Laurie’s speech, Ratliffs). Bit of a letdown

just embrace being dramatic!

jays are BACK baby

white lotus dropping an all time iconic monologue this week

I can’t load the feed but I’m getting notifications somehow?

“mr beast”?

oh I get it, like when a big fat guy is nicknamed tiny

bazebal

@braysky.bsky.social RIP bray-tweets (I just noticed lol)

their plan to ice a shitty team and charge 4x too much for tickets isn’t working?!

this year’s Oscars is a real crop of movies I have no interest in seeing

Caution: Edmonton could go for full eye for an eye revenge tomorrow and have one of their players hold onto Garly's arm for a bit and then push him around a little. #Canucks

although EP seems to be funny-smirking so maybe it’s appreciated? I’m sure they’re used to fans saying cringey shit

lmao so stupid

Folks trying to act cool and aloof about the TikTok ban sound genuinely idiotic. If you don’t get why it’s a devastating and dangerous precedent, that says way more about you than the people lamenting its loss. I learned so much on that app. I saw the funniest shit of my life there. Shit sucks.

just saw this ad on twitter????