No! No!!

god created two genders and it’s important we all accept that (russell crowe in master and commander and paul bettany in master and commander)

hell yeah brother lmao

that was a clean catch by Ronald

"you don't get this body and not know how to get food off your plate" JOHN PLEASEEEE

kruk is on fire tn

this isn't funny, kruks only dress like this when they're very distressed

7-5 6-1 lol she's so much

why is Coco the most stressful player to root for 😭💀 broken at love, followed by a 10 min game in which she had multiple break opportunities 😭

like what the hell is this cf on cf violence

god damn Jackson Merrill what a catch

also a callout post for marriott, which for some reason cannot get wedding group codes to work at all!

The MLB-approved statement the teams’ broadcasters are reading about Jackie Robinson Day is an embarrassment. Jackie didn’t face “adversity” — he faced loud, violent, entrenched racism. He integrated baseball & saved it from collapsing in on itself. Say that.

i for the record was treating this godforsaken resort wedding like actual vacation and was happy to book it for myself and pay my own way 🙃

being forced to share a room at a resort wedding bc "we're the single cousins and she doesn't want to pay for it" at the ripe old age of 31 feels like cosmic punishment for...something!

least restful night of sleep in a very long time, all of the outdoors was trying very hard to keep us awake

holy shit that thunder. i'm awake world i get it

lexis nexis i will see you in hell

Jordan Walker fixed? maybe??? i can dream

the red sox stink got all over him

seems like no one is okay today

monday scaries out there

just scrolling the MLB scores page repeatedly saying "oh no [team name] what did you do"

straight up thought Oneil Cruz hit that ball through the wall lol he smoked it

I love that the LA28 organizing committee wants me to pay $200 to sit in the outfield at dodger stadium for a round robin game

Bob “self aware Forrest Gump” Costas would do numbers

if bob leaned into being a weird guy who is literally all over sports history i think a lot of us would like him more

now i know the Olympics was distracting me from the off-season but why am i just now learning Mike Yastrzemski is on the braves

bob costas? on my sunday night baseball?