I think your Pokémon trainer's bones and tissues should be simulated like in Dwarf Fortress

Illustration of a scuba diver in an underwater cave being alarmed at the precipice of a steep drop. The diver is you. The drop is Cutting sour gummy worms from your life. The lowest point after the drop is Misery from sour gummy worm cravings. The upward section of cave leading to the surface after that is Building better habits, taking swigs of lemon juice here and there. The surface is Happy life, free from the influence of sour gummy worms. (other sour gummy creatures still ok)

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On thee ramparts, I thought none watching, and so being a being of earth and sin, I chanced to put my penif into thee wind, fo the buffeting might excite it and me, but a sizeable Bird did fly beside it and, thinking it a worm, did tug and detach it, leaving me with no penif nor appetite for fowl

Ad image of a purple adult toy designed for vaginal and clitoral stimulation that has Positives and Negatives info boxes. Positives include alleviates dryness and pain, improves intimacy, fully flexible design adapts to your body, delivers deep, targeted stimulation. Negatives are listed in the client review voice: I used to have free time. Now I have Crescendo 2 time. This is in bold. Second negative is my partner has started hiding from me. Hiding from me is in italics. This is very funny.

stop using the Crescendo 2. The pussy game is too strong. It thirst for the blood of innocent men

public health issues are an issue of flesh transcendence. those in power want you to be condemned to the weaknesses of your birth configuration while they are not. they wish to trap you in a weakened form to strengthen themselves. while you wish to live beyond your limitations

This image depicts Ross from friends saying “get a load of he who doesn’t bear the curse”

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These spam emails are so awkward 🙄

just pointing out that it's easy to assume you're a Nazi. surely under the basis of equality you would agree that if you're allowed to barge in and point stuff out i'm allowed to do the same

doesn't it seem kind of suspicious that you're such a literate person but don't know 88 is used as a shorthand for "heil hitler"?

what's the 88 stand for

i didnt use that. cant remember why! but yeah that would make it even easier

that is what redditors want you to think so they can feel smart. it doesnt have an installer so that part can be intimidating but if you patiently follow the wiki guide youll be home free pretty quickly

never complain about how bad computers are and say "and DON'T tell me to install linux!" i installed arch and 5 months later i just click the button that plays games. completely forgotten how to use the computer, its like living inside of a machine that automatically jacks you off for free

i dont know you at all but i saw the conversation and she was scolding you unfairly. there is nothing disrespectful about what you posted

@irenetherogue post screenshot - Ngl not being the target of misogyny until adulthood sounds faaaaaar better in every conceivable way than being the target of it from birth but maybe that's just my lived experience talking

i think you must be mistaking her post with your own earlier in the thread?

i keep hearing ppl say E will always be easier to get bc they give it to cis women and i am here from that side to say i know there was a time they used to do that but they dont anymore, cis or trans if you are a woman they do not think you need hormones to live

my friend works for an electrical co-op developing a model that estimates energy usage which saves energy and customers' money. the ML field is so much more mature and diverse in applications than genAI, it's a shame that chatgpt and the like have poisoned the term "AI"

Maybe if I ruminate more I’ll feel better

Urine should exit your body at 175,000 miles an hour and the force should blow you backwards through a wall

winter is coming and you know what that means . ur gonna start thinking “when i was a kid the world was more vibrant like literally the saturation seemed higher” and bitch first of all ur thinking of windows 7 & the Wii & second of all ur mind gonna be blown in the spring when all the leaves are new

oh my god somebody else played glitch

i thought that installing arch linux would change my life in some kind of transcendent spiritual way but its more or less exactly the same as using the computer

just for the record, it may not be as simple as this anymore, my doctor would not prescribe testosterone because it's "off label" and there are brand new expensive drugs for low sex drive in women now

J.K. Rowling Invents A Trans Olympian To Get Mad At | Defector Despite the obnoxious bluster from the right that the growing visibility of trans women in public life would end women’s sports as we know it, the Olympics have been yet again dominated by cis athlete...

the writer has a previous blog that identifies it as a trans panic issue (and is herself a trans woman), not to say that this explains/excuses the issues with that blog but just for context defector.com/j-k-rowling-...

mistakenly identified a mason bee as a carpenter bee and now their union is up my ass

I wish I could brush my teeth for 16 hours a day but somebody’s got to put food on the table

Glad I made the trek last night to capture this crazy shot. Nature truly does surround us everywhere!

jack dorsey gave himself an eating disorder so he could wear Rick Owens