Sitting on the porch watching the storm and explaining the plot of the movie Hard Rain to my dog.

Real normal evening.

Really enjoy doing this every year because of how it sets me up heading into the season.

Obviously, I read as much as I can from local reporters in the process, but I also probably do not know as much about your favorite team as you do.

So let me know if something is off.

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Looking at the depth chart and biggest draft needs for all 32 NFL teams.

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Missing one. Duct tape on the other.

Checkmate, nerd

An Altima with the tint peeling is the apex predator of the highway.

Nicotine french toast. Get on it scientists.

“DO YOU SEE?!?!? DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU MESS WITH THE WARRIOR??!?!?” I scream as I play an 8 letter word in scrabble.

Getting a Spanish language ad is like the algo saying “this gringo has some mocion”

Didnt know that. Thats why I only watch the Winkleman version.

No one told me that if I started guzzling caffeine it would mess with my sleep schedule.

Anyway, let me know if you want me to mention anything to the hat man.

What a perfect TV show

And by “female audience” I really mean me and my friends who eat this shit up like a new season of Traitors.

If the NFL really wanted to go after the female audience they would have a Russini/Vrabel reunion show hosted by Andy Cohen.

Is The Italian Job a good movie? No.

Is it still awesome? Yes.

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I really like Kenyon Sadiq to the Ravens. Feels like a perfect fit.

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Can’t wait to hear what Fred Ripley has to say.

Wife: I need some new music. What have you been listening to lately?

Me:

Can't wait to convince myself Greg Dulcich is a good fantasy pick.

Guy who only pays attention to golf during the Masters: "How's Tiger looking this year?"

Maybe y'all don't care about this issue, but it is important to me that gays can now travel to Hormuz. Thanks, President Trump.

Yes, and getting to relive some peak Brugler tweets since the beast is out.

Put Vrabel as the picture you coward

This could be the best day in NFL Twitter history.

Prepare yourself for a very timely movie take that all the kids were clamoring for.

Deep Impact is so much better than Armageddon.

I can tolerate a lot of things, but when someone promises me exploding bridges, I expect exploding bridges.

Trust lost.

Happy power plant and bridge day! Praise be to Allah.

Jesus just brutally resurrectmogged Judas

“We salute the rank not the man”