4/20 but make it diabetics version:
you’re high...you’re low...you’re eating nerds gummies like it’s a survival quest.

"The Night Feeling" - my oil painting

Happy 4/20 at 4:20 to those of you who do what you do 😶‍🌫️

"Lieutenant Dan, you're fired!"

That's what you do you drink & you know Marvel things 😃

robert downey jr. is wearing a blue shirt and white t-shirt and smiling . Alt: robert downey jr. is wearing a blue shirt and white t-shirt and smiling .

He's the best

Instrumental for far away and the Serj Tankian version if you're really fucked

Instead of sirens during tornado warnings play Rains of Castamere

Oh I love it haha he talks to Middle back and forth like they're Batman. It kills me.

a man in a suit and tie is sitting in a director 's chair that says pascal on it Alt: a man in a suit and tie is sitting in a director 's chair that says pascal on it

my non-nerdy man knew RDJ was playing Doom before me
which was pretty hot...not gonna lie
but that made him my inside Marvel intel
which is exactly why I know he’s gotta find me a Doomsday Trailer leak

A roadside billboard for 2026 Coachella against a bright blue sky features a close-up photo of Teddy Swims on the left. The background is teal-blue with large white text across the sign reading, “this fat, f**k will make you lose control,” with some of the middle word partially obscured. Smaller white text at the top says “teddy swims,” and along the bottom it reads “mainstage friday.” The billboard is mounted on a tall metal support above the roadside.

TIL Teddy Swims does not look like anything I had imagined & he's funny af. This is great

Every day I fall in love with being a mom all over again, because somehow even in the chaos, the noise, the worries, and the endless little moments, I get to witness pieces of my heart growing up right in front of me.

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It's like a gremlin human hybrid 😄

King Caesar, a kaiju from the old Godzilla movies which looks kind of like a big-eared dog man with a sorta of bejeweled forehead and a metallic bra? His head and ears are hair but the rest of his body is scaley. He's exceptionally absurd.

A trailer for Godzilla Minus Zero comes out today, and I think it would be amazing if they included King Caesar in the movie. Just imagine the seriousness and gravitas of Godzilla Minus One but this guy is in it.

I’m stressed, but not “give myself shitty bangs and ruin my perfect hair” stressed. There are still standards.

Read because entire universes fit between pages & write because some magic gets restless if it is kept caged too long.

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Trying some French toast.

My greatest hope is that the next President of the United States has a golden retriever and an orange tabby.

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Drove 7 hours and one state away to pick up to this lil rescue pup last Sunday. Meet Simon Lebone. Raised in a shalterand rather shy. I don't think he'd ever been in a pet store before. ❤️

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Sean Connery explaining the Chicago way.

"He sends one of yours to the hospital, you send him Matthew 5:9. That's the Chicago Pope way."

Lake Biwa Canal, Kyoto, Japan 🇯🇵 Sakura 🌸 Season 🌸Cherry Blossoms 🌸

Ohhh do you mean National Grilled Cheese Day should be... Every day? 😃

Hmm where's the bacon? 🤔😆

Don't forget to leave crispy bacon and extra pickles out for Bams tonight. #NationalGrilledCheeseDay

*white house press conference*

Trump: Thank you all for coming. We're going to attack Iran from the moon. That is all.

Every time a kid says “touch grass” I have to stop myself from replying “Sweetie, I’d rather smoke it”

Anyone who says "grocery prices are stable" has never actually shopped at a grocery store.