Image of a custom made food item called "500 Cigarettes" in "Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream". Its just 500 cigarettes.

Like, this offends such primordial concepts of honor that it's galling

I feel like this is how you get your society scourged by divine wrath

Tbf they also like Starship Troopers

There's a good line in a movie that chuds like addressing guys like Hegseth

The first half of your joke was funny, the second half triggered deep medical anxiety lmao

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D.C., THE MOST KAFKAESQUE CITY IN THE WORLD BAYBEY!

I love rum and have a sweet tooth, wonderful

Holy shit, this is better than I thought it would be

FUCK IT, WE'LL DO IT DEAD

I might fully embrace white womanhood and try rum chata

free level design advice for creating an FPS arena that people will call the best multiplayer map ever made for generations.

Me and who?

I AM RUNNING ON THREE ENERGY DRINKS AND A HANDFUL OF CHOCOLATE-COVERED ALMONDS!

still kinda crazy how the next prime minister of hungary is just called hungarian pete

the thing that's so unbelievably weird about this is that it's a dogwhistle against the culture that invented algebra

This is what it's like having anxiety

Even cooler:

Lady knight sketch:

This seems to be implying that since Christianity emerged as a reform movement critical of second Temple Judaism, said criticism makes it *inherently* antisemitic

I try to be mindful in acknowledging my own blind spots, especially with things internalized from my childhood sect. This, however, is a non-starter

me and the boys on the USS Abraham Lincoln eating boiled boot leather and sharing stories about the most Realistic Pussy we've ever seen

Chalking up the misogyny in the Pauline epistles to Paul being a boomer gay

T-girl swag

Exactly one year ago today:

The prosthetic fangs STAY ON during sex

Every once-in-awhile I get a targeted ad that tempts me, and I got one for glittery prosthetic fangs 😖