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Posts by jackson

Tough fibrous baby food
Best astringent roots for baby

2 years ago 20 1 0 0

im getting word that there are Several skrillex songs on the oppenheimer soundtrack

2 years ago 8 0 0 0

when my friends are churning out the good posts, i run around my room and stamp my feet in excitement!

2 years ago 28 2 0 0

the Only thing that can cut Cement is another piece of cement it’s like a Diamond

2 years ago 12 0 0 0

Your 40s are all about experimenting with the types of food you can’t find at the gas station

2 years ago 17 2 1 0

a lot of Petri dishes don’t even have That many germs in them it’s just the Only thing in there so you notice them more

2 years ago 9 0 0 0

i answer the phone Really quick because normally i’m all Tangled up in the cord , if i Don’t pick up that means i’m Too tangled and i’ll call back Soon

2 years ago 11 0 0 0

tracking my Steps by stepping in mud and then counting the footsteps Backwards at the end of the day

2 years ago 4 1 0 0
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One large dust pizza, add sand

2 years ago 19 3 0 0

gaining a New perspective on life after my time Stuck to a big glue trap

2 years ago 12 0 0 0

monday morning , So many emails to reply to , mainly because i was Stuck in a glue trap for most of last week

2 years ago 10 0 0 0

there should be a 1 - 2 minute Break between scenes in a movie so i can Figure out what is happening

2 years ago 14 0 0 0

Flute reeks but ill still play it

2 years ago 18 2 1 0

lying to the irs and saying i make Way more money that i actually do to Impress them

2 years ago 16 2 0 0

there’s an old sailors rhyme that says this general idea

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forgetting to Drink the beer before Crushing it on my head and it’s So solid i push it Directly through my skull in a Perfect circle shape

2 years ago 6 0 0 0
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the Eye of a storm is one of the Safest place you could be , it’s almost Impossible to get swept up by the Storm during one of them

2 years ago 6 0 0 0

walking into a Bathroom whispering “ one hand washes the Other “ over and over again like i’m Walking into a big Exam im not prepared for

2 years ago 12 2 0 0

working at a Fragrance company probably Ruins smells for you , they would just remind you of Work

2 years ago 6 0 0 0

i made Cold brew all by myself last night , a Huge blow to the “ I can’t do One single thing “ accusations

2 years ago 11 0 0 0

i couldn’t Pay for my meal but they Let me work it off by Crying and Pleading for mercy

2 years ago 8 0 0 0

Your honor go be ridiculous to someone else

2 years ago 14 5 0 0

you can use a Teaspoon for almost Anything , it really doesn’t matter , a Soup spoon on the other hand …

2 years ago 4 0 0 0
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they mentioned that in the textbook but i just wanted to double check

2 years ago 4 0 0 0

[ raising my hand during lecture , faking an Inquisitive tone , i’ve known the Answer to this for years ]

and this Extra sauce , could you possibly use a piece of Bread to sop it up ? almost like a Sponge ?

2 years ago 29 4 1 0

i wish that was me so bad

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saturday morning is All about me drinking coffee until i don’t Feel good

2 years ago 19 1 0 0