this year is the year I say “yes” to everything that sounds interesting to me, even mildly.

“Wanna go to this party in Tribeca?” “Wanna take a dance class with me?” “Wanna go see this random ass thing?”

Yes yes yes. I’m tired of being too tired, tired of being nervous, or uncertain. Say yes.

Maybe the Empire wasn’t all bad. Think of all the jobs they created for subcontractors building the Death Star, all those Imperial Porta-Potty rentals, the company who made Vader’s helmet filters. That’s all part of a robust economy right there

A shirt design that reads "Monday 2 Friday 9 to 5 I'M A GIRL, BUT WEEKENDS are for the boys". It has a skeleton with a cigarette, backwards blue and purple cap, gun, a cold beer with the trans flag colors and logo that they're cracking open with their teeth, and the top font has bigender colors. the sign that says BUT is neon pink, the WEEKENDS sign is big and red with yellow lights inside surrounded by almost 100 yellow lights, and Are For The Boys sign is neon pink.

NEW SHIRT DESIGN!!
FOR MY GENDERFUCKERS AND BIGENDERS OUT THERE (like me) I LOVE YOU!
BUY IT HERE DUDE!!!
twohalfidiots.threadless.com/designs/im-a...
Oh you want one with the genders switched? LOOK BELOW!
1/2

Anyway here’s me and my Moon being an ultimate baby

Two ogres block the player’s access to the gender-changing coffin.

this really is what it’s like

boardroom desk carved from stone with an immense roughly hewn boulder suspended above it in a menacing fashion By The Davani Group, Seattle, WA - high end fabricators

how it feels lately doing my little tasks & confronting my minor responsibilities

im all set to graduate Columbia University majoring in " Cowardice " , with a minor in "Kissing Fucking Ass" a nd "Prostrating myself "

just watched Subservience with Megan Fox. Honestly really a fun watch if you take it at face value for what it is. It’s a near future dystopia that we all might find ourselves in one day soon. Megan Fox is a great actress and she really sells the role.

i truly am a terrible flirt when i drink. i’m out here picking girls up and carrying them around and calling them babes like i’m a west coast surfer from the 90s.

Cybertruck that says Girl Dad on the back

For anyone collecting photos of Cybertrucks in the wild, I found a new guy

literally a squirrel eating from the new birdfeeder

looks like the bird feeder is working. eat those seeds, you big bird!

🍑

my thotty Halloween costume

tryna steal your heart #trans #transman

ody yawning. or screaming!

Moon-Moon yawning. or screaming?

Bart yawning. or, screaming...

Cora yawning...or...is she screamin? 🤔

😝

This is so cunty I love it

2 panel cartoon 1. The axolotl lying on the bed smiles and says, ‘It was a really fun weekend.’ 2. The axolotl lying on the bed sheds tears 'I don't want to go to work tomorrow'

Sunday night

JESUS
DIDNT
HATE

HE
POSTED
FEET

The scientology ad needed more feet

The first few notes of Yeah are like sleeper agent trigger words that activate older millennials

Feet washin'

Moar feet washin

Them feets getting washed

Wikifeet

🦶

Ahhhhhh and Alycia Keys omfg

Unfortunately for everyone my crush on Usher has been revitalized.

A moist owlet, with murder in its tiny heart, stares at you from a bathtub, where it floats the way ducks don't.

Um... excuse me?

I'm. In. The. Bath.

first post here! i hated twitter so maybe this will be different/better. i need more people to follow. i’m trans and bisexual and love cool stuff, so if we have things in common or not just hit me up. maybe i’ll post hole? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ #transguy #trans