Wile E. Coyote is my favourite cartoon because it has rules, and it pisses off every edge lord who says "comedy shouldn't have rules".

Marsupials are my favourite animals because they have an unequal number of penis and vagina combinations, debunking creationists.

ALT-JOKE for the cultured amongst us:

"I have a MegaUpload Gold Pass"

I'm a torrent seedbox.

Web developer with one and a half decades experience.

Loves the website.
Hates AI.

Can't think why I have been blocked, by an account I didn't know existed...

[louder, as if that'll improve reception] THE BLUESKY DEVS WOULD BE VERY UPSET BY YOUR JOKES ABOUT VIBE CODING IF THEY COULD LOAD YOUR POSTS

The Onion launches new effort to turn Infowars into parody website The new proposal would involve the publication licensing Alex Jones's company, which faces liquidation.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Duck duel

I hate Al and I refuse to use it Peter, if you don't use Al a bunch of super rich men will lose a lot of money I already said I hated Al Harry, you don't need to sell it to me

R.L. STINE GOOSEBUMPS OH GOD SO MUCH CUM

Even the Invisible Man is unable to escape Columbo's questioning

SPOILER [Wrestlemania Spoilers] Update to commentary team [Wrestlemania Spoilers] Update to commentary team For Jade vs Rhea, Michael Cole and Wade Barrett have been joined by *checks notes* Adam Weitsman, a New York entrepreneur, who has paid to be seated at the commentary table (without a mic) for the duration of the match

Oh so they're BROKE broke

BREAKING: New data shows ZERO oil tankers passed through the Strait of Hormuz today, signaling what appears to be a complete shutdown of the Strait for the first time in history.

The Strait normally carries about 20% of the world’s oil supply.

a man and a woman are standing outside of a house ALT: a man and a woman are standing outside of a house

Me hearing there's a second of day of #WrestleMania

Nah

OK. I love Rob, but the economy and the stock market are not the same and have never been the same.

However in the common analogy the dog is completely off the leash whilst the owner bleeds to death in the field as some cheer the dog on to eat its owner.

Apologies turns out I got my wires crossed. It was her defence that she made in court:

bsky.app/profile/shin...

Ah apologies, crossed wires.

- Hollow Man, 2000

To quote Stewart Lee:

"if night one of #Wrestlemania was a steaming turd of a show, then watching night two is like building a pipe to redirect the sceptic sewage directly into the comfort of your own living room".

Ohio mom indicted on 16 counts after allegedly abandoning, then killing, 6-year-old son An Ohio mother was indicted on 16 counts, including murder, in the death of her 6-year-old son, who police say was dumped in the Ohio River and has yet to be found.

There's lots of awful advice on the internet about this technique, and it is an awful thing to do.

One mother got it seriously wrong she drove far away and then reversed back to go back to the kids. She ended up killing her only son.

abcnews.com/US/ohio-mom-...

This reeks of the fake abandonment technique that some parents believe helps build a child's gratitude.

You take them somewhere, get them out of the car and then pretend to drive off. They run after the car and you stop, pick them up and tell them to behave.

Link to the ruling. I am not sure I’ve seen a judicial opinion with this many tweet screenshots in it before storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

I feel that what we've learnt about Hormuz in the last few weeks is that people on the extremes of politics don't actually give a fuck about anyone else.

They only care about being the fasciest fascist.

How many fishers with 6 magikarps you think jump you on this thing

My old high school principal dealing with WWE:

“Now, come on Randy. RKOs don’t come out of nowhere. They come out of your behaviour.”

I have a suggestion for you:

They posted WrestleMania for free on YouTube.

well i just did this in 5 hours off a bagel and an energy drink