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Posting this again cause I need something to distract me while I wait for the new episode of Traitors 😗🙂‍↕️

HBD!!!!

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meast

Unfortunately the fans have started calling themselves Marty Supremacists

Smartest mistake anyone has ever made 🥵

Shane Hollander from the tv show, Heated Rivalry, dressed in his hockey uniform with the caption “steal his look”.

A helmet, a hockey jersey, ice skates, a cock cage, and a “Boston raiders” butt plug. All with prices above them.

Shane Hollander: steal his look

I’m taking a bathroom mirror selfie, naked except for the bowling emoji covering my “bowling balls.” My hair is currently orange-ish

If there’s ever a “nude with a random emoji” promt, I’m as ready as I’ll ever be 😋

u already know I neeed that 🥵🥵🥵

In no particular order:

Houdini
And dream of sheep
Breathing
Hammer Horror
Sat in Your Lap
Sunset
Why Should I Love You
Moments of Pleasure
Cloudbusting
Moving

I have one million billion honorable mentions that did not make this list. Incredibly hard to pick just 10.

A picture of me and my freshly dyed hair posing with a box of fries from Wendy’s. The Wendy’s mascot and I are both sporting little red pigtails. However, she’s got me beat in the freckles department 😪🥲

wait why do I kind of look like her…

complete shenanigans on the Spotify wrapped this year..

girl don’t u know subway surfing is gnarly???!!!

Just wait until you hear the one from KATSEYE

Guy with glasses and a fuschia mullet puts up a peace sign. You can’t tell from the picture but he is not wearing pants. Also he is so sweet and u should say hi to him :)

I fear a hair color change is imminent. Documenting the pink here before it goes back into the Disney vault 🎀💕🌸

Sorry if you see me being horny and wanting to fuck my mutuals. It’s just that I’m horny and would like to fuck my mutuals 🤷🏻

Surprise, surprise. It’s me with my dick out. Thankfully there’s a heart emoji covering most of it. The pic is black and white for monochrome Monday, even though it’s officially Tuesday now where I am.

Wait literally I love this little word so much 🥺🥺🥺

Maybe instead of asking why I'm liking your post so quickly maybe you should ask yourself why your posting during my looking time

it’s a tie 😋

A screenshot from inside out, edited to include the emotion “horny,” who is approximately 100,000x larger than the other emotions and looks like he could eat a car.

me today 😪😩

holy fuck btw 😮🥵🤭

✨ escucha las palabras de las brujas, los secretos escondidos en la noche, los antiguos dioses invocamos ahora la obra de la magia oculta ✨

BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani wins the New York City mayoral race, becoming the first babygirl mayor of NYC, BGB projects

🚨Zohran Mamdani has won the mayor’s race for New York City.

He becomes the first Muslim and first South Asian to serve as mayor of New York City.

Hmmmmm ok back into the Disney vault this goes 🤭🤪

woah yeah 🥵

It’s my butt, but black and white do it complies with the Monday rules

Ok so as it turns out, I missed monochrome Monday but… this will have to suffice bc I don’t actually know what the theme for Tuesdays is

add me on Snapchat @mangy lol Lowkey it’s embarrassing that I still have this app but highkey I have cute oomfs so

Also, I just checked and bluesky still doesn’t have photo DMs 😪🤧😖😢