I feel like Krile from FF14 uses She/They pronouns

when i was a kid i had the classic “uncle works at nintendo“ friend. he told all kinds of tales but the claim that really stuck with me was that he and his family got to go to a special pikmin event where they dressed up as pikmin and a guy picked them up and threw them

Scarlet Hollow Chapter 5 Was So Fucking Peam

not true. i also eat the caramelized onion and feta pastries

The Fig and Olive Crisps are so cunt

Lady Gagita

Do you think a prospector or cowboy who liked flowers a lot would say WHAT IN CARNATION

These Fig and Olive Crisps from Trader Joes are working my puthy outtt

been playing skyrim again

The slayful diva seems to clock her gags at night

g'raha tia from some comms a while ago #ffxiv #art

A four panel comic strip. An anthropomorphic wolf man runs into an office where three others are working at their desks. He says, "The fire marshal is coming for annual inspections!" In the next panel, a seated wolf is playing with a remote control airplane, and a smoke detector with an open battery compartment is mounted on the wall above him. The first wolf says "Put that 9 volt back in the smoke detector!" In the third panel, an anthropomorphic dog holds a power strip while standing next to a sculpture comprised of multiple power strips. The first wolf says "Hide your..."Daisy Chain Power Strip" sculpture!?" In the fourth panel, a bear proudly displays his t-shirt which reads "I love storing combustibles around radiators." The first wolf, in exasperation, yells "CHANGE YOUR SHIRT!"

ME being forced to browse perfume websites in my back-to-back comp sci classes instead of bsky

Someone please do a wellness check on Nymphia Wind

for the past couple months my birds have been eating this poster of zenos

First exam of the semester is over!!!! I did a pretty shit job but oh well

KOKO THE GORILLA: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag.
KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor

Sure. Let's post this here.

BEFORE I FORGET….Happy Birthday Beyoncé

ㅤㅤㅤㅤ· Canon Alexandrian events
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Deergirl Chaser. A man with Goatee and flannel shirt is worriedly shaking his arms at a melancholic deergirl. He says "No! Don't cut off your antlers! They're so hot!"

i appear before teenage me, he says: “holy shit, are you me from the future?” i shout: “shut the fuck up you greasy homonculus!!!” he asks: “d-do i become a girl??” i say: “it doesn't fucking matter dude. we need to start planning for retirement NOW.”

Panty and Stocking is the spiritual ancestor of Hazbin Hotel

a cartoon of a woman in a white dress standing in front of a sunset . Alt: a cartoon of Lashawna (from Total Drama Island) as a round ball looking at the viewer while in front of a sunset.

Everywhere I go, I can still see/hear her 💀

Let’s get Lyme disease together <333

Acrylic standee of Gala and Marsh having fun in the sun!

UNRESTRAINED SUMMER FUN with @galahues.bsky.social and @marshmallowbears.bsky.social

The Horse Girl mentality is a framework for life:

* You need to maximize supportive friendships in order to succeed
* Rest days are just as important as training days, mood impacts performance
* Keep gambling

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SHO <333