Between Walker and Castellanos, that's what, $40 million that we're paying players to not suit up in 2026? How is it that Dave Dombrowski still has a job? Surely we can replace him with AI?

What would we get in a trade for Dave Dombrowski?

I'm not sure what to say about the Phillies this year. I have no words.

The public are in for a shock when these guys step out of the space pod. #NASA

Why does this Walker bloke continue to get a game?

How on Earth does chocolate get contaminated with the active ingredients in Viagra and Cialis? Also, where can I buy it 🤣

I swear I can hear R2D2 on that rocket.

a red lightning bolt is shining in the dark ALT: a red lightning bolt is shining in the dark

Signs of life.

C'mon Garcia, make me like you!

My gut says he'll be a champion, but will require sticky tape to keep his body together.

I've been looking forward to seeing Painter debut for a couple of years now. Can't wait to see what he can do tonight.

This is everything I wanted from the Phillies on opening day

When women say things like that, I generally just throw chocolate at them and run away.

Great start for Crawford. This boy has a set of wheels, I can't wait to see his base running this year.

I think he gave them to me over winter

Nice call. He's worth every penny!

No way! He wasted no time! Schwaaaaaaaabomb! How bloody good was that!?

Once again, I find myself going for the underdog 🐶 #wbc

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I know I'm probably supposed to go for USA in the #wbc, but I just love an underdog so damn much.

Japan look shell shocked.

Exactly that! 11C (52F) feels like a heat wave!

I sure hope so!

He's grown on me in the last year or so. As an Aussie, I'm all in on Piastri though. I think Mercedes and Ferrari will dominate the early races though.

Not a great start to the season for Max. I'd still expect him to finish top 6 though, even if he qualifies last. #Formula1 #MelbourneGP #AustralianGP #F1

I was just thinking that. He's more American than Australian these days though.

The new regulations are here and everyone is just... guessing? It’s going to be a beautiful, expensive disaster. I'm here for the chaos. #Formula1 #MelbourneGP #AustralianGP #F1

I bet Canadian ones would be brilliant. I keep getting care packages sent over from Australia with some nice goodies.

They're pretty low quality here in the US though unfortunately.

I've come to the realisation that I don't actually need a personal trainer. What I really need is for someone to follow me around and slap the chocolate out of my hand.