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NOW HIRING: Pest Control Specialist / Wearer of Big-Ass Doc Martens

I Cut Out Food from My Diet, and I’ve Never Felt Better Hot Foods in the Wintertime or Cold Foods in the Summertime: This one’s a real bummer.

Hot Foods in the Wintertime or Cold Foods in the Summertime: This one’s a real bummer.

You’re Hearing About My Dream Whether You Like It or Not Now, this is where it continues to not get interesting, so stay with me.

Now, this is where it continues to not get interesting, so stay with me.

A Newsletter of Humorous Writing #398 For June 18-24, 2025 Hello and welcome to A Newsletter of Humorous Writing, a roundup of the week's finest short humor pieces and funny articles, and a...

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Old-Timey Ballplayer Or Indie Band? #23. Buttercup Dickerson

Thanks to @jamesfolta.com and @lukevburns.bsky.social for the feature in "A Newsletter of Humorous Writing #398"

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Spend $10 on Cigarettes, Get $500 in Bonus Cigarettes on Us Here at CigKings, our company philosophy is simple: we give away large sums of money out of the goodness of our hearts.

Here at CigKings, our company philosophy is simple: we give away large sums of money out of the goodness of our hearts.

Defunct Pro Baseball Team Names or Common Sightings in the Hamptons? Shipbuilders? Fishermen? Coal Barons? Seals? Furniture Makers?

Shipbuilders? Fishermen? Coal Barons? Seals? Furniture Makers?

Your Middle Schooler’s “Youth in Government” Field Trip Itinerary After running out of per diem, your child will unwisely accept financial help from their Russian pen pal.

After running out of per diem, your child will unwisely accept financial help from their Russian pen pal.

New York Times News Quiz, ca. 2045 1 of 11: Former President Donald J. Trump, the first U.S. president to serve during a Civil War since Abraham Lincoln in 1861, died this week at 98...

"Former President Donald J. Trump, the first U.S. president to serve during a Civil War since Abraham Lincoln in 1861, died this week at 98. Which of the following was his last recorded statement?"

New York Times News Quiz, ca. 2045 1 of 11: Former President Donald J. Trump, the first U.S. president to serve during a Civil War since Abraham Lincoln in 1861, died this week at 98...

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