Posts by Grant G
Jack Straw is my favorite
Hope everything goes well for y’all. ❤️
People want politicians who will do literally anything. People are ready for something more than managed decline.
I don’t talk about this much but the ADHD symptom I can’t medicate around and that drives me the most nuts is my facial recall time is SO SLOW. I will get through a whole ass conversation and then as I’m leaving remember what your name is, or how I know you, probably.
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Give a man a fish. They both needed a friend. Now they have each other
HER: I think we should break up
ME: But...why?
HER: I don't know if it's your terrible puns or the fact that you don't "believe" in the color blue
ME {quietly to self}: Cyans fiction
HER: Or both
she smells weed smells at the weed store
DEVIL: You shall stay forever young, but this picture of you will bear the marks of your sin!
DORIAN: Can I hide it?
DEVIL: Well, yes, but—
DORIAN: And there are no other consequences?
DEVIL: This… This picture will become so foul!
DORIAN: Again, probably I’ll hide the picture.
(Scientologist obama) Uhh let me go clear
dracula: so we meet again mister bond
bond: have we met? sorry
dracula: at susan’s party
bond:
dracula: in malibu
bond: oh right right the vampire guy
dracula: ha ha yes the vampire guy
Love to all my followers ❤️