Technically, Washington ordered variolation, not vaccination, because the vaccine hadn’t been invented yet. But the senator’s point is still valid.

The Justin Fairfax murder-suicide is a tragic reminder that politicians are just regular people with regular problems.

It just occurred to me: Melania may have more credibility than anyone in the Trump administration, because she’s a woman who did sex-adjacent work.

Image description: President Trump standing akimbo with a disgusted look on his face and the caption “When you start a war so people will shut up about the Epstein files but then your wife does a press conference reminding everyone”

History shows that we are not, in fact, better than this.

Not his first double tap.

*David Attenborough voice* “Having enjoyed its meal, the leopard soon poops it out.”

Victor Glover must never have heard of his cosmonaut predecessor, Gherman Titov, the 4th person to perch on top of a rocket. (N.B. Yuri Gagarin was not an atheist, notwithstanding any misattributed quotes.)

In 2023, Artemis II pilot Victor Glover said there are no atheists on top of rockets — just like the old "no atheists in foxholes" trope. I'm willing to bet he's served alongside atheists his whole career. They just never felt that they could be honest about their beliefs with him. I wonder why.

“After everything I did for the leopard in Florida, I was sure it would never eat MY face!” —Pam Bondi

They don’t even like the plain wording of Amendment 2, which begins, “A well regulated Militia...” Gun control is built right into Amendment 2.

Illegal immigration = national suicide? Methinks someone is projecting; he’s afraid brown people will do to him what people like him have done to brown people.

I’m glad you said “almost all.”

Opps. I liked the photo so much that I reposted it, and then I read your caption. Oh, well.

After the White House complained about an unflattering photo of Karoline Leavitt, it was removed from AFP and Getty’s systems. This is the photo in question. Please do not repost it. 👇

If we regular people did this, we’d go to prison.

4 frame comic. first frame shows a swimmer with a one piece bathing suit. 2nd frame shows an enthusiastic kid with a shirt written waterpolo on it. 3rd shows a man with a shirt that reads "someone I love is trans". 4th frame shows a girl with a trans flag. text reads, across the frames : Being visible or outspoken as a trans person will make you a target of violence and hatred. but it will also show every other trans person that it's possible to exist in their space. visibility empowers and changes heart. I believe in a future in which trans people aren't forced to live in fear, shame and secrecy.

"I believe in a future in which trans people aren't forced to live in fear, shame and secrecy."
My strip for TDOV.

Friends don't let friends start wars—or enable them.

With Dan Patrick picking the members, this is not surprising.

I notice only one of those is not home grown.

Wrong reason; correct move.

Solution to the Fermi paradox: The aliens have received our radio signals, and they’re looking for a system with 9 planets.

Alaska and Hawaii are in the waiting room.

A master class in how to address hecklers in a democracy:

This man understands how democracy is supposed to work!

Lindsey Graham has a secret.

They say never meet your heroes.
Et tu, Cesar Chavez?

There's nothing more that Republicans would like to see than the USPS going out of business.

Help from Congress? It was Congress that imposed gratuitous financial burdens on the USPS in the first place!

Thou shalt read the Epstein files out loud during the Senate's SAVE ACT filibuster.