may have gone a bit far with the whole video essay thing

why do I need to be a guy who writes emails, I wanna be barbossa undead captain of the black pearl

his love for his crackhead big dicked son is his only redeeming quality

you look like a huge baby

shitting whilst listening to the more somber parts of the succession theme

austerity is so bad, we’re teaching an entire generation of our sons that vital public services must be undertaken by teams of dogs

90% of my 5yo’s shits are thicker and longer then her forearm and as soon as I come to help her wipe we fall over laughing at them

my kids are world champion shitters - it’s like my awful bowels combined with my wife’s ability to hold things in

do manifestos count as books

@stillavl.bsky.social boaby gaylord

my dark festive da fact equivalent of ‘Kirsty MacColl was beheaded by a speed boat’ is ‘Baby it’s cold outside indirectly caused 9/11’

My dick is KHamas because it would blow up on gal gadot

I endorsed Donald trump yesterday and now I’m unable to maintain a full robust erection. Coincidence???

A sequel to The Fly from the fly’s perspective showing him slowly turning into a tiny Jeff Goldblum just slaying fly pussy

got an example

*overhearing the whirring of 8 different cleaning tools as a torrent of water gushes out of a nearby drain* JUST THROW THE FUCKING RUG AWAY

how I’m outsourcing my masculinity this week: watching fencing tiktokers explain weapons

too many cool mice are fucking hot lady cats in Tom & Jerry and it has to stop

where they at

been playing elden ring too much

brown eyed girl is funny in a northern Irish accent tbf

no one is safe from the scourge of acoustic guitar players in quaint local coffee shops and pubs

me to my younger sister’s hot friends

*removes ‘anti hitler particles’ from bio*

find yourself a girl that’s like ‘Come here, unimpressive penis. Come here, unimpressive penis. Your penis belongs to me. Give it to me (indiscernible).’

threads was 90% influencer posts and ads on the feed, absent the usual complaints about no chronological feeds they seem to have made bad judgment calls on why people use(d) Twitter and built their algorithm around them

bottom demolition van

visiting this site then clearing the browser history

business incorporated design system palette

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