Got the flu in Vegas earlier this week and the past few days have been pretty miserable but at least it gave me an excuse to bring out my humidifier and see how long I can blast my face with it

Squirrels have being scratching at my roof all night for the past 3 nights. If they just learned to knock I’d let them in

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really fascinated thinking about which letter would be best to live in if it was converted to a house. A is a an obvious frontrunner, B and M are sneaky good options, E would be fun. gotta stay away from U and L.

CHAMPIONSHIP DOINK

Everything lasts forever and nothing ever changes

I love seeing Dave Portnoy at his lowest he should try it more often

Remember to thank Rebecda Black today for inventing Fridays, we honor her today on Black Friday

in the lab trying to turn a regular penis into a sucked penis

at some point you’ll finally accept it’s become an unc walk

My happy place is merkmusic bo3 mythbusters videos and I know not everyone will agree with that but these videos should be preserved and cherished

Dancing Pumpkin, “Not Long!”

My friend got hurt on the job as a pastry chef in an Italian cafe.

We cannoli hope he’ll be ok.

Silly Jimmy Kimmel. He should have just called for all homeless people to be killed and he’d still have a job.

I wish we could all be like cartoon characters and wear the same clothes every day except for special occasions

We're definitely getting dumber, right? Maybe this is how we get Planet of the Apes. Not apes getting smarter, just humans getting dumber.

Billboard that says “crank it to Hank”

Crank it to Hank

Watchdog Group Downgrades U.S. From Democracy To Whatever Political System Lobsters Have WASHINGTON—Describing the shift as a troubling indicator for the health of the nation’s system of governance, watchdog group Freedom House published a report Wednesday downgrading the United States from a democracy to whatever political system lobsters have. “Persistent executive overreach and erosion of civil liberties mean that America now looks less like a traditional federal […]

Watchdog Group Downgrades U.S. From Democracy To Whatever Political System Lobsters Have theonion.com/watchdo...

its fucked up mcdonalds hash browns cost 2.29

they should be equal to one dollar

Memory and remembering stuff is really crazy if you think about it because how am I able to accurately think about the obscure internet celebrity I used to see occasionally

This is where I like to think of multiverses and knowing there’s a smug mf exactly like me that has perfectly crisp leftover fries

The world would be a much better place if leftover fries didn’t get all soggy and mushy and yucky

Dogpiss just doesn’t roll off the tongue as well

Shocking Video Captures Calm Police Officers Handling Situation Nonviolently

pronouncing lewisville like louisville

Ozzy Osbourne in The Mona Lisa by Leonardo Da Vinci.

ozzy osbourne in famous works of art: thread

Confronting & Celebrating the Limits of the Body: Black Sabbath Live at Villa Park  | The Quietus Black Sabbath began with a broken body – Tony Iommi's industrial accident – it is both fitting and inspirational they end in the same way.

This piece is now so very bittersweet and again, I urge you to read it. thequietus.com/opinion-and-...