Many (if not all) of these would be improved by using the shortening Chunc.

Honey, I Shrunk the Chunc

You are a certified badass! 💯

Ah, I see. Would it be possible to incorporate it into your workflow in a way that it wouldn’t replace your job? Where it’s just another tool in your toolbox? This is what I have begrudgingly done as a software engineer, but I’m not sure that same strategy maps to your discipline.

What is “the AI question”?

Midweek mood check!

How are you feeling today? (use a GIF, vid, or pic with alt text, k?)

Of all the awful takes I’ve seen from our supposed opposition party today, “nuclear holocaust is just a distraction” has made me feel the most hopeless and despondent. Thank you, Senator.

Hey ❤️ thanks for the good vibes Señor Burrito

Thanks man, I appreciate the kind words. Have a great weekend! Cheers!

Documented here in case you can’t see it

All good, nothing wrong with being a bit lazy 🙂 you had nothing to prove.

Not sure if you can see her latest reply to me since she blocked me, but apparently only Canadian soldiers got shot in the water and drowned on D-Day. Absolutely insane statement to make.

The post that she insta-blocked me for:

kelleyfromespo.bsky.social: It's Normandy not Omaha and Canadians got shot shot out of the water on DDay not Americans. My uncle drowned be the weight of the packs and the depth of the water. The uncle who made it to shore watched his friends get picked off like flies. He had to pretend he was dead.

Her reply:

My original replies:

@kelleyfromespo.bsky.social: Like Spielberg &Saving private Ryan.Those were Canadian troops in that battle not American. American arrogance& lies of exceptionality when they have enough things to brag about yet they steal Canadian heroes & portray them as Americans. Infuriating. So far Terry a fox is safe.

The original post:

A solid block: @kelleyfromespo.bsky.social

Old bat can’t handle getting called out because she wants to make shit up about D-Day 🤣🖕

A screenshot of the plot section of the “Saving Private Ryan” Wikipedia article, with the words “At Omaha Beach” highlighted for emphasis.

The five beaches the allies landed at were all in Normandy. Omaha beach is the 20 minute battle scene in the movie. My screenshot is from the same Wiki article.

I respect your uncle’s sacrifice, but you are delusional if you think getting shot and drowning in the water was uniquely Canadian.

You didn’t know that because it’s incorrect.

What Saving Private Ryan's D-Day Scene Gets Wrong Explained By Historian The Spielberg film features some inaccuracies.

Don’t take it from me, take it from a historian.

screenrant.com/saving-priva...

Omaha Beach - Wikipedia

What are you talking about??? Please cite your sources.

Saving Private Ryan shows the landing of Omaha Beach, which is known to be done by American troops. It follows specific people in the 101st Airborne. The Canadians invaded Juno Beach. This is all known and documented history.

Oh hell yeah. Thanks for the link. Turns out I liked it originally and I just have goldfish memory.

Still a baller ass sweater the second time around though 💯

You have me intrigued by the horse sweater. We talking Western theme? Goofy Etsy knit?

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hell yea

Thank you for the kind words ❤️ I’m glad they could bring you joy.

Another super cute pose for the camera

Kitten and doggo are best friends, sleeping looking at each other

Showing the teefs! IIRC she was heavily panting after playing.

Belly rubs

Here are some bonus pictures since you love spaniels so much 🙂

Our sweet little Brittany Spaniel, who is 2.5 years old, looking adorable posing for the camera.

Our 7 month old tuxedo kitten snuggling with our 6 year old tabby (that we think is part Maine Coon). Sometimes he (the tabby) can be grumpy towards her, but she doesn’t give two fucks 😂

Our tuxedo kitten in gremlin mode, playing around under the corner of the couch next to a toy.

Here’s the squad 🐶🐱🐱

“God Bless You, Dr. Kevorkian” by Kurt Vonnegut.

It’s a beautiful short story. Many years ago it caught my eye in a Barnes & Noble (I love Vonnegut books). I ended up getting hooked and read the entire book standing in the aisle.

Also, it might hit extra hard for you since you work in healthcare.

the human body was not designed to know what the worst person in the world is doing every fifteen minutes

Thank you for the thorough self fact check 👏 respect

a man is standing in the middle of a forest looking at another man . Alt: Sean Michael Scott’s character from the Rundown attempting some absolute king fu buffoonery (with a lot of build up), and the Rock simply punching him in the face.

A little thunder… a little lightning…